Tell me your secrets
<div id="takedown" style="position:absolute;top:0;left:0;size:15pt"><blink>Qwerty Is A Bit Of A meep!!!!!</blink></div>
I was thinking today. How cool would it be if I could read your minds?
I would be able to black mail you for all your cash just so the world wouldn't know about the time that you jacked off your dog into the cats meep.
Hmmm, maybe I am reading your mind now! Be afraid! Very afraid! Just to be sure I think that you should send me $15US and I think that's going to be enough to keep me quiet, for now.
But in all seriousness I often wonder what freakishly abnormal thoughts people around me are thinking. I think that if someone who invented a device to read minds then I'm sure I would die a happy man. Understanding how a girl thinks as she climaxes and being able to compare the difference between that and a males orgasm. When I meep do I feel the same way that you do when you 'release'? Am I missing some sort of bonus re-action that retards get when they toss the salad because their brain is compensating for them being so stupid? These are the answers I want; and answers that would plunge the depth of a human soul and draw anyone not nearly as smart and cool as me to spontaneous combustion.
It would be almost as cool to do as smoking and Jesus would be all like " You can't defy the natural laws of nature "
and I'd be all like "Shut up Jesus" and then I'd kick him in the nuts.
I was thinking today. How cool would it be if I could read your minds?
I would be able to black mail you for all your cash just so the world wouldn't know about the time that you jacked off your dog into the cats meep.
Hmmm, maybe I am reading your mind now! Be afraid! Very afraid! Just to be sure I think that you should send me $15US and I think that's going to be enough to keep me quiet, for now.
But in all seriousness I often wonder what freakishly abnormal thoughts people around me are thinking. I think that if someone who invented a device to read minds then I'm sure I would die a happy man. Understanding how a girl thinks as she climaxes and being able to compare the difference between that and a males orgasm. When I meep do I feel the same way that you do when you 'release'? Am I missing some sort of bonus re-action that retards get when they toss the salad because their brain is compensating for them being so stupid? These are the answers I want; and answers that would plunge the depth of a human soul and draw anyone not nearly as smart and cool as me to spontaneous combustion.
It would be almost as cool to do as smoking and Jesus would be all like " You can't defy the natural laws of nature "
and I'd be all like "Shut up Jesus" and then I'd kick him in the nuts.
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/me fumbles for the ban meepon
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Then I'd be all like, "shut up qwerty" and I'd kick him in the meep.
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I'm confused - I've never had a dog. I've jacked off into a meep - but definitely no dog involved.
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the answers to your thoughts
WTF is with the upper lefthand corner in this gurnal
WTF is wrong with tossing salad?
WTF is with your fixation concerning Messianic testicles?
WTF is up with smoking.
if there is going to be any transfer of funds around here... it is going to be starting with YOU sending vas money... DO IT NOW!
Then I'd be all like, "shut up qwerty" and I'd kick him in the meep.
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OMFG! Where the meep do these meeping idiots keep comming from?
WTF is up with that?
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rename this place QwertySwarm, and Joecc can be the Admin.
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I would pay upwards of -3 dollars to be a part of such a place.
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We're already getting slogged with posts about homecoming woes and sites that review fuking Emo bands. Unless we get proactive on this meep, it's gonna turn into Teenangstswarm.com.