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  • mundhra
  • Jan08 '03
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mcnuggets

i'm afraid of mcnuggets. they have tumors sometimes.



and that makes me cringe.



that's what i call nugget gristle. i mean, what the meep else are you gonna call it?



you can be enjoying a good bite of nugget, or worse yet, be on the last one.



and then you hit a tumor.



a tough, rubbery ball of cartilage and god knows what else that, revoltingly, does not taste like chicken.



at that point, your whole eating experience is ruined.



that's why i avoid chicken mcnuggets, in case you think my fear irrational.

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  • HOBO
  • Jan08 '03

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Its not a Tooma. It's Chicken surprize!

  • MOMAD
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Don't worry, those aren't tumors. Next time you come across one, just think of it as one big herpe.

  • vasudeva
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Actually, what you've stumbled across is an interesting phenomenon known as Spontaneous Localization of General Malice. It happens a lot in street poultry. Essentially, the McNuggets have sucked a bit of pure Evil out of their surroundings, which causes a rare chemical reaction in the "meat" of the McNugget. You'd have to consult Dr Venkman for further details, but I know this much: some of that Evil is coming from you, or else you wouldn't get so many of these tumor-like localizations. My suggestion: try to be a better person.

Yeah. Good luck.

  • mundhra
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1) hobo, it is indeed surprising, but you make it sound good. this disturbs me.

2) after i wrote this i decided that i may give them another try, although the thought of hitting 'toomahs' initiates an urge to retch. after momad's comment, i think i'll maintain my avoidance.

momad, you are a sick meep.

3) FUK U VASUDEVA!!!~1`1

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