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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | GAY CYBERSEX 10-18-2004 at 11:26 pm
23:00 -!- Irssi: Starting query in calvino with ChangeThis
23:00 -ChangeThis- hey there
23:00 -DR^3- HI
23:00 -DR^3- WAHTS UP
23:00 -ChangeThis- do you have msn messenger
23:00 -ChangeThis- not bad
23:00 -DR^3- SORRY I AM EXCITED THE RED SOX JUST WON
23:00 -DR^3- i dont have msn
23:00 -ChangeThis- oh okay
23:00 -DR^3- i just have AIM
23:01 -ChangeThis- no do you know anyone that has msn
23:01 -DR^3- no
23:01 -DR^3- we dont use that
23:01 -ChangeThis- asl
23:01 -DR^3- 24/ocelot/boston
23:01 -ChangeThis- shit
23:01 -ChangeThis- 18 male saskatchewan
23:01 -DR^3- whut
23:02 -DR^3- SASQUATCH?
23:02 -DR^3- are you into the homosexual behaviour?
23:02 -ChangeThis- do you know how to cyber
23:02 -ChangeThis- yeah
23:02 -DR^3- umm
23:02 -DR^3- is that where i stick my penis in my cdrom drive?
23:02 -DR^3- because i did that once and it hurt
23:03 -ChangeThis- no it is where you talk with the other peron and talk dirty
23:03 -DR^3- oh
23:03 -DR^3- how is that sexy?
23:03 -ChangeThis- so do you wanna
23:03 -DR^3- i mean
23:03 -DR^3- its just text
23:03 -DR^3- can i draw penis's?
23:03 -DR^3- like 8==========)
23:03 -DR^3- at least it is something to look at
23:03 -DR^3- ya know?
23:03 -ChangeThis- so you wanna
23:03 -DR^3- umm
23:03 -DR^3- umm
23:03 -DR^3- sure
23:03 -DR^3- ok
23:03 -DR^3- you play first
23:04 -ChangeThis- okay
23:04 -DR^3- let me get my penis out
23:04 -ChangeThis- i come over to your house nd i come to your bedroom and i pull down ll your clothes
23:04 -DR^3- WOAH
23:04 -DR^3- BUDDY
23:04 -DR^3- SLOW DOWN
23:04 -DR^3- I DONT KNOW YOU
23:04 -DR^3- plus my door is locked
23:04 -DR^3- and i have ocelots guarding the door
23:04 -ChangeThis- this is make believe weirdo
23:04 -DR^3- you must charm the ocelots first
23:04 -DR^3- OH
23:05 -DR^3- but still
23:05 -DR^3- slow down cowboy
23:05 -ChangeThis- k
23:06 -ChangeThis- and i start to suck your dick to make it hard
23:06 -DR^3- nah
23:06 -DR^3- i'm still soft
23:06 -DR^3- you should dance for me first
23:06 -ChangeThis- it is just make believe
23:06 -DR^3- here, put on these thong bakini bottoms
23:06 -DR^3- THOSE ARE HAWT
23:07 -DR^3- ok, my penis is only semi-flaccid
23:07 -DR^3- uh-oh... im all soft and flaccid again
At this point the fukker stops talking to me... Who knows where this would have ended up. I was on a roll too. *sigh*
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nocal 10-19-2004, 12:05 am
^FAG^
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lefen 10-19-2004, 03:12 am
'23:04 -DR^3- you must charm the ocelots first' -- awesome :D
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qwerty 10-19-2004, 05:42 am
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Has anyone not seen this stuff before?
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vasudeva 10-19-2004, 08:05 am
That kid was a fuking twerp. Couldn't have been more than 14.
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