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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Read your own T-shirt 10-18-2004 at 10:12 am
So the other day I'm standing in line at the grocery store with my GF. Right in front of me is a woman buying about 5 buckets of ice cream, 12 packages of cookies, a couple pies, a bunch of chips and a big pile of assorted candy bars.
She probably tipped the scale at somewhwere between 350 and 400 pounds.
She was wearing a beautifully illustrated T-shirt that proudly proclaimed "Save the Whales"
I started to laugh. When my GF asked what was so funny I pointed at the shirt (almost the size of a billboard) and told her that I thought that the hump back whale was drawn to full size.
She looked at the shirt and started laughing too. Then she said something about the shirt being a desperate act of self preservation.
Then the people behind us started laughing. and so did the people behind them.
One guy toward the back of the line yelled "Thar she blows!" and pretended he was throwing a harpoon.
After a few minutes of hilarity the blob ponderously turned around and asked me what was so funny. She had no idea how much happiness she was spreading.
I told her it was an inside joke. She shrugged and turned back around to guard her load of potential blubber.
She probably still has no clue what the joke was. But she made a dull trip to the store a genuine laff riot.
I wonder if she has any more cool shirts.
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ghostrider 10-18-2004, 10:22 am
She knew what you were all laughing at
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lefen 10-18-2004, 10:35 am
fat people are funny because they sweat gravy.
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LORDKAHUNA 10-18-2004, 12:23 pm
Not gravy, but a high viscosity lubricant.
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LuckyLuciano 10-18-2004, 12:38 pm
I wish I could sweat gravy...
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LORDKAHUNA 10-18-2004, 12:42 pm
No you don't, it attracts polar bears.
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nocal 10-18-2004, 01:18 pm
At the airport this week, I saw a very fat lady with a shirt that said "ORLANDO" and underneath that "our crack whores can beat up your crack whores"
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government_death_robot 10-18-2004, 07:45 pm
Fat people are funny because on the inside they're skinny, and that skinny person is always dancing. I bet you all wish you could dance without anyone seeing.
I know I do.
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freakmachine 10-19-2004, 11:25 am
Once I saw a super fat dude buying a cart full of ice cream, cookies, etc, and on the top he had a jug of SKIM MILK. Some gestures are kinda futile.
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