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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Oral Sex Etiquette 06-28-2004 at 06:57 am
In light of the recent cunnilingus how-to, I feel it necessary to address the all to often ignored aspect of oral sex. I refer specifically to oral sex etiquette. For example, how does one respond with propriety when the lady you are performing cunnilingus on farts? ("That's ok babe, I usually make them shit!") Or how does a lady respond when the man she performs fellatio on has smelly poo streaks in his crack? ("I needed a mudpack on my fingers anyway, here let me put some on my face") What if your tongue ring gets stuck on a chick's clit ring? ("Mmrffltt wsrrnng pfllttt uhnrg")
I have contributed my suggestions already, please make suggestions y0. This is mad important for everyone.
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fl_projekt 06-28-2004, 07:44 am
She farts in my face? I donkey punch her
I didnt wipe good enough and she complains? Donkey punch
the rings getting stuck together? I undo my toungue ring and THEN I donkey punch her
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azron123 06-28-2004, 09:19 am
You don't get a whole lot of repeat customers do you?
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qwerty 09-13-2004, 08:04 am
brown love is the only way to love!
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Crackalackin 09-13-2004, 10:26 am
What the hell is a donkey punch?
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lefen 09-13-2004, 01:16 pm
should you not wish to donkey punch your lady next time you're enjoying doggy, you could always try moosing -- while you're banging away, position your open hands on either side of her head to form moose antlers and keep them there for as long as possible without her noticing.
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hobo 09-13-2004, 04:04 pm
You English guys are soooooo naughty. "OOHH look at me make moose ears and she doesn't notice. HA HA!"
If you really want to be cheeky Mr. Englishman, while your banging her from behind, gap her tits and tell her they feel just like her sisters. Then try to hang onwhile she bucks and yells for thirteen seconds. You have just tried an American sex ritual known as the Rodeo Fuck.
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hobo 09-13-2004, 04:05 pm
You English guys are soooooo naughty. "OOHH look at me make moose ears and she doesn't notice. HA HA!"
If you really want to be cheeky Mr. Englishman, while your banging her from behind, grag her tits and tell her they feel just like her sisters. Then for thirteen seconds try to hang on while she bucks and yells . You have just tried an American sex ritual known as the Rodeo Fuck.
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ghostrider 09-13-2004, 07:23 pm
if it smells like fish, eat all you wish
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone
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