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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Girl Farts During Sex? 03-15-2002 at 06:37 am
Last night I was railing the snot out of my GF. I was up behind her and raelly going at it, when she farted on me! Hard!
And the worst part was the smell! The other night we went out for Mexican. She had beans, lots of beans.
It was so GROSS! I didn't know what to do, so I pretended my leg hurt and went to sleep. I don't think she even knew she farted.
Did I do the right thing? Eck, it was so gROSS!
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vonbek 03-16-2002, 09:02 pm
Sometimes, ramming a woman can dislodge certain things. Do not be alarmed. Be glad you were not shat on. Faking an injury is always a good excuse for a guy. As for her not knowing it happened, well she was obviously enraptured by your manly pelvic thrusts. Take her silence as the compliment that it is. One word for future ramming sessions: beano.
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vasudeva 03-21-2002, 06:56 am
Dude, are you for real?
If so, you're being kinda paranoid: by farting out onto you, your girl was just trying to heighten your experience by gently introducing scat into your shared moment of physicality. This is probably a hint that she'd like some things stuffed up in the old brown tunnel, so break out the screwdrivers and the tabasco and get playing!
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mundhra 03-24-2002, 08:42 pm
unless she stops the car and demands you get out when you fart, you probably should've finished the deed. yes, it's horrifying, but bumping uglies isn't the most pristine, sanitary deeds anyway.
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hobo 03-27-2002, 02:29 pm
Maybe she was just practicing a new type of birth control. You know, fart on the guy so he can't finish birth control. Apparently it worked well that night. But if all this farting is bothering you, let me bang your girlfriend a few times. I'll promise to bang all the gas out of her then I'll let you have her back gas free. It's a win-win for both of us.
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mudvayne_69_69_69 09-18-2003, 11:56 am
I agree with Vas...I think your mom, (or GF, as you like to call her) wants some serious ASS-POUNDIN" Give it to her man...dont be a pussy.
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azron123 09-18-2003, 12:36 pm
This thread is a year and a half old Mud. Anonymouscoward was killed in an accident about a year ago. There was a thread around here someplace about it. He's sniffin angel farts now.
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mudvayne_69_69_69 09-19-2003, 07:34 am
OOPS...I've gone through all the forums, and almost all the news articles on megarad, ( I think I'm halfway, December 2002 I think ) , waded my way through all the links here back to the begining on linkswarm, when it all started. Checked out all the hot asses in the Thongs section, and now I'm running out of stuff to go through, so I'm reading everyones journals. Sorry if I reply to dead peoples stuff. No disrespect meant.
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azron123 09-19-2003, 08:02 am
Don't feel too badly. I made it up.
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mudvayne_69_69_69 09-19-2003, 08:30 am
FUKER...I believed you to, and was looking for the thread...FUCK!!!
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vasudeva 09-19-2003, 09:29 am
Hahaha. I almost believed him myself.
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