vasudeva       02-03-2009, 02:28 pm

Quinten means Filth.

Congrats on your new filth!

nocal       02-03-2009, 02:34 pm

He is 6lbs, 13oz and 20" long

congratulations on yr black babby

dent       02-03-2009, 02:55 pm

Congrats, and hopefully he's gonna be a bit easier on the eyes than you.

Love me

dagwood       02-03-2009, 03:13 pm

Good for you, baby and Mom, and the brothers, and the grandparents, and others, bad for the economy. Congrats man, I reckon.

magicchex       02-03-2009, 03:45 pm

Congrats on the baby but what's this about you having eternal life? Sounds like a Bad Thing for the rest of us.

johnlenin       02-03-2009, 03:49 pm

Did your wife have an orgasm?

BeachGoat       02-03-2009, 04:03 pm

Good lookin groundhog. Bless him and may he be strong & healthy.

freakmachine       02-03-2009, 04:25 pm

Congrats on the new package, hope the recession timing isn't gonna be a problem.

I see the baby cannon was manned heroically and I trust the enemy doctor has been successfully defeated.

nurglets       02-03-2009, 04:54 pm

props to your healthy man juice and overly capable undercarriage. time to get the snip? plenty of "how-to's" on the net for the budding thai lady-boy.

GrapeApe       02-03-2009, 05:27 pm

Congrats man! and thanks for naming him after me.

godevillivedog       02-03-2009, 05:42 pm

congrats and best wishes but it ain't yours.
hair is inherited genetically from the father.

magicchex       02-03-2009, 06:22 pm

Oh yeah, I hope you didn't circumcise the poor dude; that should be a choice he makes if he wants it.

Wotak       02-03-2009, 06:32 pm

vas: Congrats on your new filth!
Thanks. The filth is minimal at this point but it'll grow in proportion to the groundhog child, I'm sure.

nocal: congratulations on yr black babby
I know! WTF!?

dent: Congrats, and hopefully he's gonna be a bit easier on the eyes than you.
My wife's beauty trumps my ugly every time. Thank Darwin.

dag: bad for the economy. Congrats man, I reckon.
lol, just because I'm not officially "employed" doesn't mean that I'm campin' out in a trailer waiting for a welfare check. We're doing ok.

chex: Congrats on the baby but what's this about you having eternal life?
I believe that we live on through our children. Not in a spiritual or conscious way, but genetically. Four boys and a girl should give me a leg up on this whole "afterlife" thing. My genes, they are viral.

GJ: Did your wife have an orgasm?
Yep. I mailed you a sample. It's lovingly tucked into the placenta care package you requested. Your tracking number is in your e-mail inbox. I hope UPS ground is ok.

BG: Good lookin groundhog. Bless him and may he be strong & healthy.
Thanks Goat.

freak: Congrats on the new package, hope the recession timing isn't gonna be a problem.
Thanks brotha. I'm pretty sure that we'll survive. I grew up poor as fuck. I know how to do that shit if I need to.

nurglets: props to your healthy man juice and overly capable undercarriage. time to get the snip? plenty of "how-to's" on the net for the budding thai lady-boy.
Thanks nirga. I'll look into that lady-boy thing.

grape: Congrats man! and thanks for naming him after me.
Ha ha, you're a Quinten? WTF? Ovar...

godog: congrats and best wishes but it ain't yours. hair is inherited genetically from the father
Not so far in this family. Better get your nose back into that evolution theorem, private.

Wotak       02-03-2009, 06:35 pm

chex: Oh yeah, I hope you didn't circumcise the poor dude; that should be a choice he makes if he wants it.

None of my boys have had anything they were born with removed from them.

Dragonstaff       02-03-2009, 07:06 pm

Congrats Man. Don't forget to feed him plenty of vegemite as he grows.

government_death_robot       02-03-2009, 08:20 pm

if he saw his shadow, do you think he would've gone back in?

gothmog       02-03-2009, 08:57 pm

Congrats dude. Quinten is definitely an interesting name.

magicchex       02-03-2009, 09:07 pm

None of my boys have had anything they were born with removed from them.

Good. Circumcision is a Zionist conspiracy.

Shitbox       02-04-2009, 01:53 am

Congrats to you and wifey.

metatron       02-04-2009, 04:17 am

Congrats brotak.

ragoo       02-04-2009, 04:38 am

Congrats and good health to all!

Dumbskull       02-04-2009, 05:06 am

You have 4 sons? Her vagina is not a clown car.

He is a really beautiful baby, are you sure he is really yours?

LORDKAHUNA       02-04-2009, 05:25 am

Congrats, now you get more food stamps.

wrecker       02-04-2009, 11:47 am

Congrats on your new sprog.

nocal       02-04-2009, 02:46 pm

yr kids have gross lookin dinks

phlebas       02-05-2009, 03:38 am

Congrats on the healthy little one, Wotak.

Heather       02-07-2009, 07:34 pm

Yay! Your junk works!

wotak       02-02-2010, 03:53 pm

Oh, HAI! My name is Quinten Lee but my Daddy and brothers call me Mr. Quinten. I R 1 years old today. Mama says was born on the groundhogs day. Mama says I get to have my first haircut today because it's some kind of silly family tradition. I plan on screaming the whole time... or maybe I'll just crap my pants in silent protest.

I got a new toy this morning! It's a ball that sings to me and has flashy lights and when I touch it, it rolls around in circles! Daddy say's I get to have my very own cake on the 6th when we celebrate my birthday with my aunts and uncles and cousins. I think I will liek cake. I think I will liek cake very much.

ghostrider       02-02-2010, 04:11 pm

He looks just like the mailman.

Clavis_Apocalypticae       02-02-2010, 04:33 pm

Habby Birfday, QLT.

Don't eat yellow snow. Boogers are ok.

Love,


Uncle Clavis

nocal       02-02-2010, 07:12 pm

let me know how your child turns out, i am seriously contemplating putting my own future children on a chicken only diet.

dent       02-02-2010, 07:34 pm

Congrats on the one-year-old uncircumsized noodle.

dagwood       02-02-2010, 08:15 pm

He's cuter than you deserve. Happy Birthday poopy baby. When he gets some teefes you're gonna get bit you know.

ghostrider       02-02-2010, 08:47 pm

You should change his name every year until he is 5. You know, just to fuck with him.

wotak       02-02-2010, 08:53 pm

heh, he's already got four teeth and he knows how to use them. He bit his four year old brothers finger the other day and I laughed so hard I almost shit myself. If you haven't seen the ''Charlie Bit My Finger'' video, head on over to YouTube and look it up. My four year old had almost the exact same response but without the nurglets accent. It was just as funny, though.

We took him for his first hair cut today and he sat quietly through the entire ordeal. A perfect little angel. I knew something bad was coming and I was right. We brought him home and put him down for his nap. About ten minutes later Jen heard him in there making noise and went in to lay him down again. That's when I heard her yell for me...

I walked into his room and he was standing at the end of his crib, naked from the waist down. There was a puddle of piss on the floor in front of him and next to it an unused diaper and his pants. He had one of his socks hanging out of his mouth and the other was still on his foot. He was standing in the crib and when he saw me walk in he pulled the sock out and pointed at the piss puddle as if to say, ''Look at my new trick Dada!''

Ah, the joys of parenthood...

ghostrider       02-02-2010, 10:02 pm

I envy you.

spankerchief       02-03-2010, 01:08 am

Love'em as much as you can while everything is still new to them,
while they'll listen to you,
while they still like being picked up and hugged.

I saw this stupid comic strip a few days ago and had to go sit by myself for a bit:

dagwood       02-03-2010, 10:08 pm

Charlie Bit Me - Remix - More bloopers are a click away

gethoht       02-04-2010, 04:42 am

congrats!

godevillivedog       02-06-2010, 02:38 pm

Enjoy it while you can, it's a long time till grandkids.