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10-05-2008 at 11:58 pm


I went to a Tech Mixer on my first day and it was awkward. The campus has air hockey in the breakroom, real cappuccino machines everywhere and a hacky sack court. Seriously.

My first day, I showed up in stuffy business clothes and the first person I met was wearing jeans. Good to know. I'll be wearing jeans on day 2. So I go to this mixer and there's beer and food. At 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, fucking awesome. The food is good and the beer is real good. Guinness, Becks, Stella, warm cheesy spinach artichoke dip and quality cold cuts, cheese. A huge spread of eats. And the big shot AV god up on the dais with his garth brooks microphone strapped to his face is wearing shorts.

I'm the only maroon wearing high heels. No fewer than 3 people are barefoot. I decide not only to wear jeans on day 2, I won't be wearing makeup either. The SunRay flex-office setup is kinda painful and I'm waiting for my laptop so I can start my new commute from my bed to my couch.

Yay, its here!!!!
[DEAD PICTURE LINK]

wait.
[DEAD PICTURE LINK]

oh hell no.
[DEAD PICTURE LINK]

Old laptop rules. I fail.

[ALSO - hosting your pictures elsewhere is utterly homosexual]





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Heather       10-17-2008, 09:14 pm
Now I'm going to install ubuntu on this windows laptop.

weeee!


vasudeva       10-17-2008, 11:16 pm
Explain more about the Sunray setup. I've read their offices are like brownian motion, changing constantly. Also, you are a faggot for using some other site's upload tool? Like wtf, that's just homosexual.


ghostrider       10-17-2008, 11:28 pm
Wow

Vas just mentioned Brownian Movement. It always makes me think of Sea Monkeys and Southern Democrats.


Heather       10-18-2008, 01:00 am
Pictures aren't from my phone.

Your session goes wherever you go. You insert your badge into the sunray and get busy. Gotta wear your badge to get in and out of hallways, breakrooms, bathroom, whatever. Pull badge - machine goes to sleep.

Go to lunch, come back to where you were this morning and someone's sitting there working? Walk around till you find another open office, insert your badge and you're back in business.

But you can reserve offices that aren't already booked so its not as random as Brownian. I reported to the Sun campus 2 weeks and had the same office every day.


wotak       10-18-2008, 01:40 am
*sigh* I build the machines that made the shitty gray foam stuff that your crappy new laptop was nestled into. Sorry.


vasudeva       10-18-2008, 03:21 am
Haha wotak SUCKS.


mundhra       10-18-2008, 03:44 am
loltak!

p.s. lookee here hevvah


metatron       10-18-2008, 04:36 am
ENJOY YOUR LAZY AMERIKAN CORPORATE EXISTENCE WHILE YOU CAN WOMAN. THE END IS COMING. SOON ALL OF YOU STUPID COMPUTER TRADESMEN WILL BE FORCED TO LIVE OFF THE LAND YOU WORK SO HARD TO AVOID. POST YOUR ADDRESSES SO THAT I MIGHT COME TO YOUR HOMES, TAKE YOUR WOMEN AND SUPPLIES AND END YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!


LORDKAHUNA       10-18-2008, 06:46 am
There was a portion of my day today where I avoided death, I fucking hate you on principle alone.


Heather       10-18-2008, 02:16 pm
Yeah traffic blows LK.

THANKS MUND.

No address for you meata But you can always call me anytime and orchestrate my death through triangulation. 867-5309. Austin area code (512).


LORDKAHUNA       10-18-2008, 05:56 pm
traffic

I guess, I almost got squished between a forklift and a support beam.


magicchex       10-29-2008, 12:30 pm
The sky is falling!!!!!!!!


bigdinwaunakee       10-29-2008, 01:14 pm
Perhaps in vein with meta's suggestion, could you post pics of your attempts at self-demise via auto-erotic asphyxiation?


BeachGoat       06-27-2009, 02:06 pm


Clavis_Apocalypticae       06-29-2009, 11:49 am
I'll just leave this here:


dagwood       06-30-2009, 07:51 pm


And this



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