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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | oh fuk. 06-03-2008 at 03:24 am
hi, swarm.
life updates...
changed majors 40 times.
software engineering faggot.
junior year of college starting fall.
dean's list.
still not 21.
drinks == yum.
long distance relationships == marginal at best.
long distance sugar == marginal at best.
my programming skills == marginal at best.
that bar at the bottom of every page == better than marginal.
it's summer and i'm working a 40hr part time job for $7.50/hr
tomorrow i get bloodwork done.
still flossing.
how is my dumbskull doing
/journal
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vasudeva 06-03-2008, 06:52 am
Superwoot. I hope it was worth it -- we thought you were dead.
How's software engineering so far? I find a lot of places, in typical computer-industry-jobtitle-yardsale fashion, disagree on what it means; e.g., job listings for 'Software Engineers' usually turn out to be a call for Java programmers.
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LORDKAHUNA 06-03-2008, 07:12 am
Glad you are not dead buddy, I missed my lil laser sex dinosaur.
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steel 06-03-2008, 07:33 am
I have a T-Shirt that says GDR... I'm not sure what it actually stands for...So I imagine it stands for you.
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Dent 06-03-2008, 09:05 am
Do I know you?
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jwalker 06-03-2008, 09:53 am
Hi there :)
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government_death_robot 06-03-2008, 11:11 am
How's software engineering so far? I find a lot of places, in typical computer-industry-jobtitle-yardsale fashion, disagree on what it means; e.g., job listings for 'Software Engineers' usually turn out to be a call for Java programmers.
so far, that seems to be the case. 2 semesters of programming == 2 semesters of java, which, java is okay, but i am definitely in the low tier in the class for programming skillz. c++ is next fall, then acl2 in a few more semesters.
had a software/hardware logic class, which was a bazillion times better than java.
pretty much the only reason i have to stay w/ it is holding out for some more math-oriented / logic programming stuff. i just hope oop isn't everything.
i really, really, really don't want to do oop java crap for the rest of my life. i would rather do almost anything than that. i think i am actually going to try to make government death robots instead.
programming a robot to kill > programming a circle object in java.
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ragoo 06-03-2008, 11:22 am
Hey GDR. Nice to hear from ya. I thought your state had been scrubbed clean by tornadoes.
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freakmachine 06-03-2008, 01:32 pm
Whoa, you have returned from the Astral Planes. Did you see Azron there? He's gone missing too.
I think Dumbskull is waiting for you to marry her.
Don't steal hubcaps.
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shitbox 06-03-2008, 04:17 pm
GDR! I have wondered what you were up too.
Enjoy the booze and the college, for you will soon be old(er).
Update often.
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mundhra 06-03-2008, 06:21 pm
i love me a GDR.
ROCK ON, SAH!
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Acidburn 06-03-2008, 11:23 pm
Sell your sperm
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mundhra 06-04-2008, 12:28 am
government robot
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Dumbskull 06-04-2008, 11:41 pm
GDR, you have grown up so fast. It seems like just a short time ago you were just in high school.
You changed your major nearly 40 times; I have been married and divorced nearly as many times! College is about finding what you want to be when you grow up unless you find yourself in a gay orgy…
Software engineering should not turn you into a faggot unless you are also minor in deep throat.
Junior year should be a breeze, don’t crash and burn the last semester of your senior year.
Dean’s List means you are smart and have not yet drank all your brain cells away… keep it that way!
You’re not 21 and I’m not dead yet… go figure the odds!
Long distance relationships suck. Find some ass you can grab on a regular basis.
Sugar rots your teeth, eat your veggies!
All the skills you learn in school will be out of date by the time you hit the real world, don’t worry about it.
The bars at the end of the block should be better than marginal once you hit 21; however… don’t drink the Dean’s List brain cells away.
After graduation no more minimum wage slave labor jobs.
Blood work? Are you pregnant?
Flossing makes your gums bleed.
I’m pole dancing back and forth to work every day on the EL. The tips suck, but it is a great way to meet people.
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government_death_robot 06-05-2008, 12:08 am
I’m pole dancing back and forth to work every day on the EL. The tips suck, but it is a great way to meet people.
really? what is the EL?
Software engineering should not turn you into a faggot unless you are also minor in deep throat.
yeah, not minoring in deep throating, just math, which i heard pays less.
Blood work? Are you pregnant?
the blood test said no.
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Dumbskull 06-05-2008, 12:24 am
The EL is the elevated train (EL) always packed nut to butt during rush hour.
Glad you are negative and not knocked up!
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