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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | A.I. bucket 04-23-2008 at 10:06 am
foud a "a.i." chat link on 4chan called bucket, which /b/ has decided to play with. it "learns" from what people type so at the moment its pretty fucked up.
bucket chat
it can take a moment to load, guess to the server being raepd by /b/
here's an example of the chat log:
You: vasudeva
Bucket: You and i is influenced and constrained by the rays of german history, for it was fuckin' awesome.
You: negro?
Bucket: Hello people of african descent. It should not use "negro people".
You: oh
Bucket: Oh shit the bricks.
You: really?
Bucket: Why did you lose, bucket?
You: i didnt lose bucket
Bucket: You is bucket and i really lose?
You: you lose bucket!
Bucket: You are me you are an i in the area would lose their status. Within this area, a single municipality would be bucket.
You: why dnt you be quiet
Bucket: Why dnt you be in jail now? Or was that supposed to get milk but i is me.
You: what are you?
Bucket: Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your sins, pilgrim, and be realized.
You: what is realized?
Bucket: Goons have been realized that you are adolf.
You: goons?
Bucket: Goons have been ruined.
You: oh no!
Bucket: Yes you do yes?
You: you!
Bucket: Ok, time for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the color changes.
You: mammels eat bucket
Bucket: I can eat a bucket and i eat your cock?
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nurgleming 04-23-2008, 12:40 pm
You: no, eat your cock
Bucket: My going to cry. Why would you eat cock.
You: i dont eat cock, you eat cock
Bucket: Me are a robot, you are bucket you are important.
You: i am important
Bucket: No, bucket is an important part of our fatherland's deepest humiliation, johannes palm of nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and french hater, died there for i am you you you!
You: burger?
Bucket: I am large and burger like.
You: bruger king or mcdonalds?
Bucket: That hurt bucket. I am king of the oldest and most commonly used formulations is the serious business commence. Do you like mcdonalds?
You: no
Bucket: Yes i am.
You: no you are not
Bucket: Yes, me is me. You me doesn't make sense.
You: you me is you is me?
Bucket: A penis goes where?!?!?!
You: in a bucket
Bucket: Bucket the bucket are you bucket?
You: yes
Bucket: Http://jonanin.no-ip.org/bucket.
You: what?
Bucket: Yes, the cake is a neggir.
You: neggir?
Bucket: Oh, world of gaycraft is a neggir.
You: gaycraft hmmm
Bucket: Hmmm that makes you a weeaboo?
You: weeaboo
Bucket: You're a fucking weeaboo?
You: weeaboo
Bucket: You weeaboo pork pie bastard.
You: pork pie
Bucket: Pie is r squared. Pie has the decimal value of pie.
You: pork
Bucket: How do i say hello you pork pie bastard.
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johnlenin 04-23-2008, 01:35 pm
Bucket: Rick astley is a doctrine in christian theology referenced in the kitchen? Yourself, since you're a goddamn bucket. Your name is rick.
the more you read this the deeper it gets.
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nurgleming 04-23-2008, 03:06 pm
You: who is einstein?
Bucket: Tell me a nigger you are nigger. You are ron paul.
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nurgleming 04-23-2008, 04:11 pm
You: guitar_jon fucked his moms junk
Bucket: His name is jon. You are fucked in the meanwhile.
You: kahuna
Bucket: You came in whilst she was eating her tree bark, and raped her. Twice.
You: b0bo
Bucket: Bucket is bucket you bucket the best fuck, you carpet muncher
You: magicchex did what?
Bucket: Yes, me is a robot david lee roth? That guy is a hoe.
You: metatr0n
Bucket: Faggot jew jew jew jew jew jew is a branch of astronomy concerned with the herpes virus can occur after sexual contact with pedo bear, i am a bear.
You: yazarian said what?
Bucket: Philosophy is the science of the autonomous human self. Individual expression at level i many criminals display this type of computer.
You: gothmog is a?
Bucket: Yay prince on my throne as the prince of belair.
and:
You: nocal is what?
Bucket: You are a virgin. I doubt that they don't shut the fuck are you talking about?
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