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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | my balls hurt 02-24-2008 at 10:34 am
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dent 02-24-2008, 11:12 am
I seriously hope you did not just post a pic of your entire junk drawer.
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bobacus 02-24-2008, 11:21 am
A picture is worth a thousand words.
In this case, I need more words.
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Regulator 02-24-2008, 12:04 pm
Did your girl get pissed and shoot you with a BB gun? please explain what is wrong wit your nut sack cuz fuck man, that LOOKS like it hurts.
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Regulator 02-24-2008, 12:05 pm
P.S. you have a small winky, you should have just shown your sack
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wotak 02-24-2008, 12:43 pm
Wow, it looks like your balls really do hurt. Please stop that.
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lefen 02-24-2008, 01:08 pm
I'm convinced that there's an unwritten law of thermodynamics that says: "eventually, pics of your balls will end up on linkswarm.com".
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wotak 03-03-2008, 07:20 pm
Ok, plz provide stabbed sack story asap.
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Acidburn 03-03-2008, 08:16 pm
Ohhhh it looks like he got the big V done! Good on ya man. Now you gotta to remember to wrap that fucker so you don't get the Aids. Because we all know you only use a jimmy hat to not have a crumbsnatcher running around... right?
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ottoshoes 03-03-2008, 11:18 pm
acid got it right, I got the big V done.
Things are almost all healed up already; no pain anymore except for the stitches occasionally poking at me.
Should be all back to normal within a week i'd say.
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vasudeva 03-04-2008, 09:06 am
Aren't you a little young to be taking me out of your balls?
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Steel 03-05-2008, 10:06 pm
Welcome to the Vas-less balls club!
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johnlenin 03-06-2008, 02:44 pm
Ok, so I have a few questions.
I've read that the recovery time is supposed to be super fast, wtf?
I also thought that they go in through the pelvic area instead of shooting you in the balls with a red ryder. Did you just opt to go with a different style?
Did you get this done in mexico?
Last one: Why didn't you stick googly-eyes in the wounds while they healed?
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ottoshoes 03-06-2008, 03:38 pm
to answer your q's:
i'd consider recovery to be pretty fast for surgery - it was done on a friday and I was back to running up the stairs at work by the next thursday, and we're (me and my balls, that is) at 2 weeks tomorrow and already i took the stitches out this morning in the shower. I consider it almost completely healed at this point, aside from the holes from the removal of the stitches.
there's different ways to do it. my doc did a bilateral vas using a scalpel. there's no-scalpel vas's but my doc didn't do those and they have a higher risk of not being successful. and you don't want to be having a second surgery done down there if you dont have to. There's also something called a midline vas where they make one hole in the center.
In the procedure, they cut the tube going from each of your balls to your penis. you can feel it in your own scrotem - it's like a stand of spaghetti going from one to the other. they gotta cut both of em to be effective. They also caturize the ends of the tubes so they won't heal back together.
going in through the pelvic area? never heard of that.
I did have to shave my balls for the procedure, which was the single most fucking scariest thing i'd ever done to myself in my life, at least for the first 5 minutes. it also itches like hell for the first week when it's growing back.
I did a bunch of research on it before taking the plunge, lookie here for some good info. and don't forget to check out the picture gallery for some folks who were in more pain than me.
no trip to mexico needed - my insurance provided by my work paid for most of it. i got the bill today, $113 is what I need to pay. Although I did hear from some people if you go to planned parenthood, they can possibly do it to you for free. (thanks, why didn't you tell me that a month ago?)
and the googly eyes - i did, and pranced around naked with my windows open for a while until my neighbors compalined. they kept on claiming the gooly eyes were always staring at them. no pics tho - perhaps you can photoshop them on so everyone can enjoy.
I get to go to the doc in a 2 weeks (1 month from the operation) with my cum in a cup to make sure it worked. I'm oddly excited about walking into a hospital with a cup full of white milky liquid, stepping into the urologists and handing it to the receptionist with a smile.
wish me luck!
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steel 03-07-2008, 07:21 am
Mine was done with incisions in the bag, then tubes were burned closed with a soldering iron of some sort...
I was walking around the next day, they tell you not to lift anything, but I felt fine and went and got groceries. Big Mistake, carrying the bags of milk put additional pressure on my shit and I could hardly walk for two weeks after.
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wotak 03-07-2008, 05:46 pm
Fuck this. I'm keeping mine. I'll have the wife spayed instead.
Vas will always be a part of my balls.
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