|
| |
Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Mysterious Knife 01-25-2008 at 04:11 am
So I was looking for this roll of double sided tape near my work place (which is a couch from my uncle's foster mother that my uncle gave to me after she died a couple years ago) and decided I would check under the couch cushion where most missing stuff ends up. I blindly slid my hand back and forth through the crumbs, and pennies when I felt something sharp, I carefully took it out, and looked at it. It is a sharp, smooth bladed knife with a brown wooden handle, I guessed it was a steak knife, but there's some sort of brown paint on the blade that's kind of fading near the edges, which makes me think it might be a letter opener, but it's hard to tell. There's no brand name on it, and it looks pretty old, too old to be anything my uncle would own,
So, do I have myself an old letter opener, or an old utensil?
|
Posted Comments Registered site members may leave comments.
nurgleming 01-25-2008, 05:23 am
omg you found a priceless antique knife, go sell and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!
standard knife, letter openers are duoble sided type blade like so

even when they look semi cool, which they arent as i use my manly teeth to rip into evrything

|
nurgleming 01-25-2008, 05:24 am
oh,and this sucks as a journal entry, ask my girlfriend.
|
vasudeva 01-25-2008, 07:33 am
It is a witchblade.
GET OUT OF THERE
|
Phlebas 01-25-2008, 08:18 am
In college, I found a whole quarter sack stuffed in the folds of our couch. Oh, that and some jelly bellies.
mmm... jelly bellies.
|
fl_projekt 01-25-2008, 09:27 am
It was Uncle Mustard in the Study with the Letter Opener.
GAME OVAR
|
freakmachine 01-25-2008, 10:04 am
It is a magic blade of the gay elves, the one used to defeat Heath Ledger (he's DED now, fyi)
Be careful with it or it will make you gayer than Spiderman.
|
johnlenin 01-25-2008, 12:26 pm
brown paint = dried blood. Way to get your prints all over it, you nob.
|
fl_projekt 01-25-2008, 12:42 pm
Get it looked at by a professional. It might actually have a +15 def against herpes
|
truenative 01-25-2008, 08:20 pm
Just a kitchen knife for cutting on a flat surface or carving. The handle shifted to the top of the straight blade sez it all. Circa Early to Mid 20th century. Brown paint and why it was in the couch? That Sir is called Provenance
Here is a semi-rare military knife we had at work this week.

It turned out to be a Post WWI Bavarian or Prussian Auto Corps Dagger. Too bad it is missing the pommel or it would be worth some coin.
|
r0b0c0p 01-25-2008, 09:02 pm
Thanks, are you the professional fl projekt was talking about?
|
truenative 01-25-2008, 11:16 pm
No Sorry you Still Have Herpes
|
| |
| Sexual Asspussy | This is awesome.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
|
|
| My God, It's Full of Azron |
|
|
|