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Mysterious Knife
01-25-2008 at 04:11 am


So I was looking for this roll of double sided tape near my work place (which is a couch from my uncle's foster mother that my uncle gave to me after she died a couple years ago) and decided I would check under the couch cushion where most missing stuff ends up. I blindly slid my hand back and forth through the crumbs, and pennies when I felt something sharp, I carefully took it out, and looked at it. It is a sharp, smooth bladed knife with a brown wooden handle, I guessed it was a steak knife, but there's some sort of brown paint on the blade that's kind of fading near the edges, which makes me think it might be a letter opener, but it's hard to tell. There's no brand name on it, and it looks pretty old, too old to be anything my uncle would own,

So, do I have myself an old letter opener, or an old utensil?




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nurgleming       01-25-2008, 05:23 am
omg you found a priceless antique knife, go sell and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

standard knife, letter openers are duoble sided type blade like so



even when they look semi cool, which they arent as i use my manly teeth to rip into evrything



nurgleming       01-25-2008, 05:24 am
oh,and this sucks as a journal entry, ask my girlfriend.


vasudeva       01-25-2008, 07:33 am
It is a witchblade.

GET OUT OF THERE



Phlebas       01-25-2008, 08:18 am
In college, I found a whole quarter sack stuffed in the folds of our couch. Oh, that and some jelly bellies.

mmm... jelly bellies.



fl_projekt       01-25-2008, 09:27 am
It was Uncle Mustard in the Study with the Letter Opener.
GAME OVAR


freakmachine       01-25-2008, 10:04 am
It is a magic blade of the gay elves, the one used to defeat Heath Ledger (he's DED now, fyi)

Be careful with it or it will make you gayer than Spiderman.


johnlenin       01-25-2008, 12:26 pm
brown paint = dried blood. Way to get your prints all over it, you nob.


fl_projekt       01-25-2008, 12:42 pm
Get it looked at by a professional. It might actually have a +15 def against herpes


truenative       01-25-2008, 08:20 pm
Just a kitchen knife for cutting on a flat surface or carving. The handle shifted to the top of the straight blade sez it all. Circa Early to Mid 20th century. Brown paint and why it was in the couch? That Sir is called Provenance

Here is a semi-rare military knife we had at work this week.

It turned out to be a Post WWI Bavarian or Prussian Auto Corps Dagger. Too bad it is missing the pommel or it would be worth some coin.




r0b0c0p       01-25-2008, 09:02 pm
Thanks, are you the professional fl projekt was talking about?


truenative       01-25-2008, 11:16 pm
No Sorry you Still Have Herpes



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