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365 days 2355 miles in 365 words
12-27-2007 at 11:38 pm


About this time last year I was packing up for the first of many road trips I would take in 2007. With a duffle bag and a back pack I hit the road making pit stops in NJ, PA, NY, ME until I finally crash landed in Chicago where I have been living happily ever after. Yeah, yeah I have hit more than a few bumps in the road along the way… but a bad day in Chicago beats a good day in Bum Fuck Maine without a doubt. I have a new job. I was hired in the 1st week of November but only started two weeks ago… don’t ask me what we do… (I’m the executive assistant/chief cook bottle washer/office monkey to the CEO of a trading/finance company) I just get it done as needed. My totally anal nature for organization and neatness apparently comes in handy in the corporate world of finance. Who knew? My eyes glaze over when the traders, engineers and tech guys talk in numbers and acronyms. I did however find the ultra easy fix for the Vista email spell check everyone had been bitching about… so I gained a few geek points with the gang bangers at work. They have no idea how geeky I can be or am.

My kids are good.

My boy sprog is currently off radar and may or may not now be owned by the US Army. To say I was not happy when he voiced his desire to join up is an understatement. WATTHEFUCKAREYOUTHINKING? FINEWHATTHEFUCKEVER…LISTMEORYOURSISTERASYOURPRIMARYNEXTOFKIN…SOWECANBURYYOURASS…OHMYGAWD!

My girl sprog continues to get more beautiful each and every day.

The roommate and I are great… he is right now past out in his recliner in front of the tube… He watches TV all day long during work as a master control tech at a local TV station… and then comes home…gets stoned and watches MORE TV! No, we are not total slugs; we are 100% saloon-attics in our local hood of Lincoln Square as needed and are currently planning a New Years Eve trip round the hood for my b’day so we can easily stagger home.

48! What the fuck happened to the 80’s?


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LORDKAHUNA       12-28-2007, 12:13 am
WTF, where are the naked pics of your girl-sprog?


Acidburn       12-28-2007, 12:22 am
Your stil alive?


dinozoa       12-28-2007, 01:12 am
So uh you voting for Ron Paul... or what?


johnlenin       12-28-2007, 02:45 am
I lost that one pic of your daughter... got any more?


vasudeva       12-28-2007, 06:31 am
don’t ask me what we do…
...I just get it done as needed...
...total anal...


hobo       12-28-2007, 09:34 am
Is Azron still alive?


jwalker       12-28-2007, 09:58 am
48! What the fuck happened to the 80’s?

The 80's are alive and well, and living in Eddie Van Halen's pineal gland.


tantrum       12-29-2007, 08:04 pm
DUMBSKULL AIMS FOR THE ANUS.

CONVERSATION OVER.



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