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the girlfriend
12-20-2007 at 11:37 am


So the girlfriend read my self-destruct entry!! ooops




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wotak       12-20-2007, 11:49 am
We will need to see some identification before releasing said information.

Booby photos will suffice.


vasudeva       12-20-2007, 11:58 am
Hahaha.

1) How?

2) What's the purpose of wiping it out once she's already read it?

3) Now what?

4-99) Got any good secret-fucktoy prospects?


nurgleming       12-20-2007, 12:01 pm
Well she didnt read it all so im trying to lead her away from the truth


nurgleming       12-20-2007, 12:04 pm
anyway whats the worst that could happen?!?!


Dumbskull       12-20-2007, 12:30 pm
I find this very funny. You wanted her to read it, so you would not feel so damn guilty about dicking around all the time. With the information out in the open and the GF now knowing all of your nasty little secrets you are no longer liable for any heart breaks she may incur in the future.

My prediction for your future is the GF you claim to love so much but continue to cheat on is going to wait until you’re in a dead sleep... and then she is going to beat you silly with a very large cast iron skillet…


nurgleming       12-20-2007, 12:35 pm
well the secrets aren't that nasty are they?!?


nurgleming       12-20-2007, 12:41 pm
Shit i can't remember what i qrote in the 1st place, i deleted it before i could re-read it and she could re-read it!!


dent       12-20-2007, 12:55 pm
This is exactly why I never showed my wife what the internet is.


nurgleming       12-20-2007, 01:00 pm
Does anyone care to remind me what i said just so i know exactly how much trouble im in?!?


vasudeva       12-20-2007, 01:28 pm
Luckily, I back up the entire SwarmNet every 1.25 seconds. I'll restore it in a jiff.


vasudeva       12-20-2007, 01:29 pm
Just kidding, that'd be a pain in the ass. But here's this.


johnlenin       12-20-2007, 01:43 pm
1) It takes like 4 seconds to read that whole thing. How could she not have read it all?
2) How the fuck did she read it in the first place?

Please say you left the window open or something.


LORDKAHUNA       12-20-2007, 01:54 pm


wotak       12-20-2007, 03:42 pm
Please put your girlfriend back on. She and I have some unfinished business.


nurgleming       12-21-2007, 11:37 am
yep, wasnt me posting but her. now you can all lol your heads off.


dent       12-21-2007, 11:52 am
"anyway i got caught, luckily my girl has given me a chance to put things straight and i'm working my ass off to not fuck it up again, and things are good now. just hope i dont get tempted again."

If she already knew what you did, then wtf is the problem? This entire journal smells of bullshitsexualasspussy to me.


wotak       12-21-2007, 11:54 am
I'm pretty sure she wanted to do me.


hobo       12-21-2007, 02:53 pm

This journal is full of ball cancer


nurgleming       12-22-2007, 12:30 pm
This is an official appology to everyone especially nurgleming. Nurgleming has a deceptive bitch for a girlfriend (that bitch is me!) so the poor bugger has been well and truely screwed over by me finding out information by being crafty. So i do appologise


etain       12-22-2007, 12:32 pm
nosey snooping bitch!


SexNinja       12-22-2007, 03:57 pm
Wish I had a girlfriend to cheat on.


vasudeva       12-22-2007, 04:04 pm
Take nurgleming's; I don't think he's using it any more.


johnlenin       12-22-2007, 05:29 pm



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