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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Airport bars 12-06-2007 at 08:25 pm
As I'm sitting here, I am listening to the multiple convos going on. Behind me is 2 strangers shareing a table. The 2nd patron "Jo" has not shut the fuck up about her grandkids- wedding, baseball player and lawyer. The 2 fags infront of me have determined that 1 of them is a suicidal christian"dunno". The table to the far left of me is still an unknown of WTF they are doing in an airport bar but someone has the "when the Saints go marching in ringtone". The mixture of people at that table is so fucking diverse that I think they are family or some fucked up shit. After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink. Man I love these people! I love errrrrr hate this bar. So Fuck you whatever I SAID IS A LIE AND YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME WHEN YOU TRY TO FIRE MY ASS. I AM A LIAR :) God I hope I don't lose my job.
This is the video that I'm to stupid to figure out how to embed and to careless to ask.
Dude, fuck if I know. My girlfriend dumped me and now I'm lonely
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LORDKAHUNA 12-06-2007, 08:40 pm
I bet Sunny will suck your dick for free.
I'm just sayin.
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nocal 12-06-2007, 08:58 pm
is this your "murraymacardle" thing, or are you just really drunk?
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wotak 12-06-2007, 09:03 pm
Dude's travelin. I know the grind. That cock in the video has a super wide stance. Get home and fuck your hand. You'll forget about this trip.
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SexNinja 12-06-2007, 09:08 pm
After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink.
Q: What is your job
Q2: May I have a job like it
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mundhra 12-06-2007, 09:43 pm
unexpected acidburn shot!
i find this film quite sparse, but it conveys the annoyance and hopelessness of the subject matter quite well. in fact, it's nearly palpable.
i give this movie 4.9 stars (muthafuckas).
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vasudeva 12-06-2007, 10:09 pm
Existential. The McDonald's.
Dear god, the McDonald's.
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johnlenin 12-06-2007, 10:16 pm
philip seymour hoffman has a homosexual little brudder?
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jwalker 12-06-2007, 11:19 pm
I love airport bars. Dark and crowded with everyone on their way somewhere.
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vasudeva 12-07-2007, 07:06 am
What airports are you frequenting? The airport bars I see are always disgustingly brightly lit, like little corners of Wal-Mart. Here, enjoy your beer, under these helpful klieg lights. It's enough to make a nigger go crazy, do tequila shots, and videotape himself on his goddamn cellphone and then not embed it somewhere.
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HOBO 12-07-2007, 07:35 am
I love it when I get to expense out 3-4 $8 pints while at the airport. The only bad part, is inevitably I will have to piss while in mid flight, which is an experience upon itself.
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freakmachine 12-07-2007, 08:13 am
SexMama:
"After 4 beers and 3 shots of tequilia I just realized that I'm getting paid 66.82 an hour to drink.
Q: What is your job
Q2: May I have a job like it"
I second this, with added emphasis.
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fuckuall 12-07-2007, 03:54 pm
Fuck I feel your pain, all airports are the same - stupid assholes everywhere, except ATL; there's still plenty of assholes but a few dark nooks to hide in and drink & whatnot. Hobo: did you not learn anything from that crazy astronaut chick? diaper dude diaper.
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Acidburn 12-07-2007, 04:08 pm
Ah ha I'm an airplane mechanic and was on doubletime returning home from a roadtrip. The job sucks but the pay is great! This bar was to bright but it was the only one in the terminal. I was the first customer of the season in Eagle Colorado last ski season and hung a clock on the wall for the bartenerette. She let me drink free for 2 hours. It has it's perks
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fuckuall 12-07-2007, 05:58 pm
So how many drinks did you get down in 2 hrs? Are you sure you didn't do anything else beside hang a clock for her? I do much more for free drinks when I travel - I should save those details for my own goddamn journal. Airplane Mechanic huh, pretty fucking cool I must say.
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Acidburn 12-08-2007, 12:38 am
"So how many drinks did you get down in 2 hrs? Are you sure you didn't do anything else beside hang a clock for her? I do much more for free drinks when I travel - I should save those details for my own goddamn journal. Airplane Mechanic huh, pretty fucking cool I must say."
I swear that was it. She even let us on to a trick where you do a shot Jack Daniels than take a sip of pickle juice. Totaly shitty getting on the plane :) My company has it's perks I must say.
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wotak 12-09-2007, 08:11 am
you do a shot Jack Daniels than take a sip of pickle juice
Now, why would you want to do this?
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Acidburn 12-11-2007, 01:20 am
It gets rid of the oh my god that was horrible but I like the end results taste
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fuckuall 12-11-2007, 07:56 am
well put - I'll have to hang on to that explanation acidburn, probably can use it for other scenarios lol.
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