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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Pisswick 11-30-2007 at 11:25 am
KAHUNA: I had bad pants management in this shitstall
KAHUNA: They touched some floorpiss
KAHUNA: Now I gotta sit here till it dries
KAHUNA: And hate myself for the rest of the day
CUBE: Use hand dryer
KAHUNA: I would
KAHUNA: Public washroom
CUBE: So?
KAHUNA: Well, I'm kinda at my shame limit here
KAHUNA: Cut a nigger some slack
vasudeva: Hahahaha
KAHUNA: I am compressing offending material betwixt two wads of tp
KAHUNA: And swapping them out
KAHUNA: With surprising results
KAHUNA: 1) The pants do not seem to take this process as intended, and mock me with wetness
KAHUNA: 2) Disposal of wads results in a high frequency of safety flushes
KAHUNA: 3) This exercise does not help my shit any
CUBE: Haha
CUBE: Have you thought of doing the "oops I spilled water on my pants from washing my hands" coverup?
KAHUNA: Yes
KAHUNA: And I think it would be hard to explain the wet spot on ass of pants
KAHUNA: Offending puddle was at base of shitter
KAHUNA: And the barest fraction of pants touched floor
vasudeva: Haha
vasudeva: Ur fuckd
KAHUNA: Acting like pisswick
KAHUNA: Ya
KAHUNA: Huh
KAHUNA: The tp wad seems to actually work
KAHUNA: And waving pants to and fro
CUBE: How about wiping your hands off on ass of pants? Surely a large wet handprint looks less retarded than offending piss stain
KAHUNA: Yeah
KAHUNA: Big wet handprint on my ass flies real well here in canada
CUBE: Sexual ass print
KAHUNA: "LOok fellas, it aint piss, it's a handprint see?"
CUBE: Lulz
vasudeva: This is a lolday
vasudeva: I can see that now
vasudeva: I should have known
CUBE: Like boxing day
KAHUNA: I think this is gonna be ok
KAHUNA: Haha
CUBE: Today is St Andrews day
KAHUNA: Patron day of piss on pantz
CUBE: Huzzuh!
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bigdinwaunakee 11-30-2007, 11:58 am
Wow, I just pissed myself a new spot in my jeans. I never knew that pants had such wicking action.
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mundhra 11-30-2007, 12:23 pm
wondrous
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nocal 11-30-2007, 02:12 pm
how did you get your canadian pantaloons all the way to the ground like that? the ass part of my pants doesn't touch the ground. i don't understand the mechanics.
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LORDKAHUNA 11-30-2007, 02:20 pm
I dunno, I had them pulled down to low on my shoes I guess.
HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 MOTHERFUCKER, IF I COULD UNDO THIS HORRIBLE DAY I WOULD!
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bigdinwaunakee 11-30-2007, 02:48 pm
Were you going on a hot date, have an interview, or appearing live on TV?
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nocal 11-30-2007, 02:54 pm
you know how when you were a little kid and they had those tall urinals that go all the way to the floor, and you stood in front of them and you took your pants all the way down to your shoes, so you were basically standing bare-assed while you pissed?
is this how you poop?
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nocal 11-30-2007, 02:55 pm
oh wait i get it canadian toilets are just little holes in the floor
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uart 11-30-2007, 04:19 pm
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LORDKAHUNA 11-30-2007, 04:22 pm
HAHA, oh man, it's like you are right here and shit.
Godammit we are backwards.
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nocal 11-30-2007, 05:31 pm
HAHA, oh man, it's like you are right here and shit.
Godammit we are backwards.
oh snap
i think the guy who has another man's piss on his pants just made fun of me?
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bigdinwaunakee 11-30-2007, 05:47 pm
Hrmm? There wasn't any Larry Craig action going down (no pun intended) in that thar bath house, er bath room?
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wotak 11-30-2007, 06:19 pm
Beautiful
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casmhar 12-02-2007, 11:02 pm
next time..... wet floor = next stall. Airport savvy in order here
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