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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | In The Restroom, or, Azn Scare 07-10-2007 at 01:55 pm
The scene: I am on campus need to pee, fortunately a large restroom is nearby.
The characters: Me and Azn Student
The action: I walk into the large restroom and find a bank of five or six urinals. As per the Restrrom Ettiquette Guide, I occupy the one on the far end, allowing a new user to have the choice of several urinals and still avoid uncomfortable "near-peeing." To my utter shock and dismay Azn Student walks in to pee and stands in the stall adjacent to mine. Then he glances my way as if to acknowlege my right presence and to share the man peeing space experience with me.
I finish, wash hands and leave. I assume he left at some point too. I couldn't say wether he washed his hands.
I don't get it, do people from wherever he is from have no sense of personal space? Perhaps personal space is an american thing?
At least there was no hand holding.
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Crackalackin 07-10-2007, 02:26 pm
You know, you might be a homo, check into that. They're the only ones conscious of another man's cock.
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JohnLenin 07-10-2007, 03:14 pm
From my experience, azns are bad at using bathrooms in general
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SexNinja 07-10-2007, 05:51 pm
I don't know what the hell is up with the space-violation lately either. Just today I was in the bathroom and this guy comes in to use the urinal right next to me, despite the fact that there was a perfectly serviceable stall two feet away.
He started talking to me about an email I sent him earlier too, that was just weird. Wasn't azn though.
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ghostrider 07-10-2007, 07:50 pm
SexNinja McBeef: Man 2 Man Up Your Ass, Bud; Bathroom Edition.
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freakmachine 07-10-2007, 09:12 pm
Cracka: I wasn't conscious of his cock, just his unabashed and unnecessary closeness. But maybe we could try the gay thing, if you whisper sweet nothings over the internets.
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Crackalackin 07-11-2007, 01:23 am
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In fact, every time you submit a link, it's like an indecent proposal to all the AlphaSwarmers, asking: "hey try this, Is this good enough for everyone else to suck on?" And when they "+1" it, that means the perverts liked it, and want more. And if they "-1" it, that means you really got to work on your technique.
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There, is that a dirty enough way of putting it?
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