It has been exactly a year since my lethargic and boring life fell into a festering pus filled vat of suck. And yeah... I told ya’ll about every stinking ass crack detail.. Which was at times.. Too much information... and I sucked it up when ya’ll told me to get the fuck out... long before I had to sit my old ass for 36 hours in a jail cell for calling the whore a whore... and long before I found myself a sofa surfing homeless waif....

So yeah I am still sofa surfing and job hunting.. Which sucks my ass every day going out on mindless mutherfucking interviews trying to reinvent myself for each and every position I am applying to....

I love not being in Maine or anywhere in the near region of the ball and chain and his on again off again on again off again...unstable mentally ill GF...and most importantly I love Chicago! I have met so many absolutely great people since I have been here. The city takes some getting used to... I loathe the crowds but am 100% enthralled with the architecture of the old buildings. I am now taking up space in the center of the loop at State and Monroe across the street from the Palmer House Hotel and according to people I have spoke with.. Usually say.... YOU LIVE WHERE? IN THE CENTER OF THE LOOP? AND YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR HOW LONG? ... is a goddamn good address to be living on.

And by the way.... The ole B & C has been working to hard via emails trying to get me back... I made promises to many people when I moved here I would never again return to Maine. I left everything there when I left in April and I am not planning to ever go back. I cut my losses when I left with only my clothes packed in a duffel bag but I will so miss my books. It is just stuff, I have had stuff lost it, accumulated it back and then lost it again.. Stuff is not important to me.

My latest slam piece is a mutherfucking gun loving pot smoking conservative cunt faced republican...

I am attempting to suck him over from the dark side!