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LS International: Tokyo, Japan
05-21-2007 at 02:25 pm


in late june/early july i'll be going to tokyo for about a week.

i'm excited about going, however, aside from hunting for gook ass, i'm not quite sure what to do.

any suggestions from the swarm?
things to do/see? best places to look for ass (but not ho's)?

also, any requests for things to get pics of? postcards or souveniers to send back?







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vasudeva       05-21-2007, 02:35 pm
Eat some fugu.

Take tons of pictures of the cuter girl-gaggles and the architecture. Post these for us (or just me).

Revel in finally being tall, unless I remember wrong, and you're already tall, in which case, loom right the fuck over everybody.

Say "ah, so" where possible.

Sign everything ^_^.


drunkpoet       05-21-2007, 02:41 pm
Save a few yen by preparing your own fugu. Take pictures of jap hotties holding a Rinkswarm makes me wet sign.


steel       05-21-2007, 03:08 pm
Find someone that eats babies and introduce them to a fork...in the eye


autoshoes       05-21-2007, 04:28 pm
yeah fugu is something i"ve been thining of and i think i'll have to do. Thanks for reminding me.

one of the guys i'm going with is wanting to check out the architecture. he's got a few buildings in mind so hopefully there will be some cool stuff.

I'm already tall, so I'll loom regradless.

and someone make me a Rinkswarm makes me wet sign and print it out and take it with me. good idea :) or link me to the regular one and i'll cross out the "L" and put an "R"


ghostrider       05-21-2007, 05:06 pm
makes me wet


vasudeva       05-21-2007, 05:21 pm
Autoshoes, if you want to update that thing for the year 2000, be my guest. Please.


sidechain       05-22-2007, 10:59 am
Also, even though I know it's been done to death I still find it funny, so be sure to grab pics of any particularly amusing engrish signage you come across.

Also also, if you do in fact hook wit any o dat, you betta snap some pics of dat ass. In situ, please.


autoshoes       06-26-2007, 12:11 am
approx 30 hours until I leave for the land of short squinty-eyed people.

one of my travleing companions is gonna bring a laptop and the hotel has wi-fi.
we'll see if i have time to send you guys some updates (but don't expect much)


JohnLenin       06-26-2007, 03:08 am
don't get aids, fool.


InfectionConnection       06-26-2007, 12:15 pm
Ivce heard the fish market is a true spectacle


sunny77       06-26-2007, 12:16 pm
have fun, shoes.


fl_projekt       06-26-2007, 12:37 pm
Keep your camera and fresh batteries with you at ALL times. Thats one of those you never know what bizarre shit you might see type places


autoshoes       06-29-2007, 06:47 am
first (real) day. we shot about 830 photos, eating up almost 4 gigs.
we almost ran out of space on our CF cards, but batteries were going strong the whole time. getting ready to do it again tomorrow. batts are charging and cards have been dumped.

ps. upload.linkswarm.com isn't working for me. vas, fix pronto and i can upload a few pics. i got a pic of a nice engrish sign i found today, and i was gonna upload it.

pps. no gook ass yet. i'm having enough problems talking to folks to buy food.


autoshoes       06-29-2007, 07:18 am
ok vas turned on the upload.linkswarm for me. here's your engrish.





fl_projekt       06-29-2007, 04:54 pm
The guy in the lower left: "ROUND EYE......... WAT YEW DOING!? YEW TAKE PICTURE, YEW TAKE SOUL!"


sunny77       07-05-2007, 10:12 am
eww...jay-pan cabbage hearts.



autoshoes       07-09-2007, 11:01 pm
ok, so i'm back.

give me some time to sort thru the photos, as the total count ended up being close to 4000 photos.
but here's a few tidbits to keep you satiated....

me getting literature being handed out by the cosplayers in akihabara

me slurping down some udon at hanamarou

a cosplay parade/rally spotted as we left akihabara: ps. i've got video of this in all it's glory. again, give me time to process it. more pics of the cosplayers: and the best of all: COKE ZERO



SoggyBiscuitz       07-12-2007, 03:35 pm
cosplay, one of japans finest arts


sunny77       07-13-2007, 12:01 pm
haha -- shoes stares into the magical wap bowl that will tell his political fortune.

nice.

\(^_^)/ <~~hobbit


ghostrider       07-13-2007, 12:55 pm
The Darth Vaders in business suits having a fisticuffs is the funniest thing I've seen in a minute.


JohnLenin       07-13-2007, 02:36 pm
^ I agree


ghostrider       07-13-2007, 09:05 pm
And please tell me you fuked a dozen or so of them cosplay girlies :D



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