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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Living with Crazy 04-02-2007 at 08:34 pm
When I returned from my semi world tour back in February and entered the apartment that had been my home for the past 4 years the first thing I took note of was my old desk now set up in the kitchen. It was a yard sale find years ago and I have been promising I would one day refinish it... However now it had become an alter; a shrine… covered in numerous Bibles and Biblical dictionaries with mail order pamphlets that instructed daily readings. There were no less than 8 Bibles sitting on my old desk along with many of my old anthropology text books for reference material all set neatly with red ribbons to mark the places within each where readings had stopped.
It was casually mentioned that tonight was Passover and what was I going to do about this….
Errrr… duh….
So I reached over pulled out a few red ribbons and headed to the front door… thinking to myself… I don’t have any goats or lambs to sacrifice and I sure as hell do not feel the need to spill my own blood to mark the front door so that my first born will be alive and well in the morning. I was of course humoring the man who was once again making irrational demands. I had pulled the red ribbons out of his Bibles…
OH MY GAWD!
Well nuclear war thus broke out! About 12 dozen apologizes later….I appeased his paranoia by drawing a red cross/X on a paper napkin and tacking it to the front door! This would ensure our first born children would not be struck down by the Angel of Death…
Otay, what ever you say!
Of course I am giggling … what the fuck… he is fucking out of his goddamn mind!
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mundhra 04-02-2007, 08:56 pm
i knew this was you by the title.
so what have you learned?
(a: nothing, apparently)
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fl_projekt 04-02-2007, 09:12 pm
I think any 'regular' could tell by the title who the author was.
Apparently DS cant handle life without it being totally chaotic as if the amount of chaos is directionally proportional to self worth.
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tantrum 04-02-2007, 09:45 pm
ENTERTAINMENT!
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil 04-02-2007, 10:34 pm
that's sad. isn't there some kind of treatment for this co-co-dependence?
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middle_age_man 04-02-2007, 10:59 pm
If you love something, set it free yadda, yadda, yadda…
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LORDKAHUNA 04-02-2007, 11:14 pm
So wait just one second here, is motherfucker Jewish or Xtian?
Cause that passover shit is wack.
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ragoo 04-03-2007, 12:23 am
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax! You're goddamn right I'm living in the past!
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Dumbskull 04-03-2007, 02:13 am
Heavy sigh! We are room mates. Nthing more and nothing less. however, I just had to pour my drunk ass room mate into bed … I think it is bucket time. Sigh.
On a lighter note... well maybe not so much… I think the crazy chick that lives below me on the second floor is dead and/or someone is dead in that apartment. There has been a very foul stench coming up through the hardwood floors in my living room and her small efficiency apartment is under my living room. I went out on the balcony this evening with a flash light to peek into her apartment… Yeah… me being the crazy neighbor… I have not seen or heard her stereo in days and I could tell she had not moved out since all of her furniture and belongings were still there. But the stench was putrid, coming from the semi open window. The lord of the land is an oral surgeon whose office is next door. I am going to go over in the morning and let them know… something just isn’t right! I think I mentioned before this building is semi haunted! Shit happens here…and some of it is really damn strange!
The OH SHIT part came when I was out on the deck peeking in the 2nd floor apartment with a flash light.... praying the cops would not happen to pass by and decide to investigate whatinthehell I was doing which would have been a serious real OH SHIT ! My other neighbor who moved out this week and asked if I could take care of some of plants until he can come back to pick them up in a week or so… being a biology/botany major I thought sure why the hell not… and then ….. Oh crap… FUCKINGPOTPLANTS? FUCK! They mix well with my other assorted plants in the house… HOWEVER! They are ready to be planted in the soil so I have to keep turning them towards the sunlight in the windows so the stems do not bend….
Other than that… life is pretty much just as it has been for me … abnormal!
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TheBitchisHere 04-07-2007, 11:39 am
life as usual
What would u do without all the drama?
explain
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sadiesue 04-07-2007, 09:08 pm
Soooo... is your neighbor dead?? That is some crzy stuff. Did dude come back for the pot plants?
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