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Pregnant + Noses
01-11-2007 at 11:17 pm


So a friend and I know this girl that got pregnant. SHOCKING.

K, so pre-pregnancy: not a big nose.
During late pregnancy: big nose.
After pregnancy: bigger than normal, but not as big.

It didn't get bigger like grew out longer; it just became more bulbous around the end of it.

Are we both imagining this, or is there a link somehow?




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ghostrider       01-12-2007, 08:21 am
First we need to ascertain that you know how babies are made, then we can move on to the complicated nose stuff.


lefen       01-12-2007, 08:39 am
I bet dumbskull knows


freakmachine       01-12-2007, 11:01 am
What KIND of baby was it, and did it fly out of her nose?


jwalker       01-12-2007, 11:25 am
If her ear was a cunt, I would fuck it.


JohnLenin       01-12-2007, 11:39 am
naked pics?


Dumbskull       01-12-2007, 01:49 pm
Pregnancy and childbirth really fucks up the body and mind. She will not be so willing to spread her little whore legs as often now.


steel       01-12-2007, 03:50 pm
Hightened levels of estrogen during pregnancy leads to an increase of white matter in their prefrontal cortex temporarily. The white matter will eventually reduce but never to the normal amount.

If you check out the October issue of the British Journal of Psychiatry they describe how Gray matter consists of the cells that do the thinking, while white matter consists of the cells that connect them.

They theorize that the more networking there is in the prefrontal cortex, the more the person has an upper hand in lying. As their verbal skills are higher, pregnant women almost have a natural abilty no lie non-stop.



mundhra       01-12-2007, 10:23 pm
but seriously guys, what about the fucking noses?


freakmachine       01-13-2007, 01:59 pm
My theory is that she gestated the fetus for the majority of her pregnancy in her engorged nose.


ghostrider       01-13-2007, 02:00 pm
or neonasal sex


government_death_robot       01-15-2007, 02:50 am
See, I was thinking like maybe some sort of medicines she was taking for the pregnancy caused her nose to swell or something. But I dunno.


uart       01-16-2007, 12:12 am
I think she has noseitis


fl_projekt       01-29-2007, 03:57 pm
A dick in the nose in lieu of a vag will do that to a chick. Its ok, he was doing the right thing, wouldnt want to be bonking lil junior in the head with your dong.



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