if any brits saw the yearly repeat of "grumpy old men" on tv and you remember the line about how everyone always says their xmas was ok, quiet, etc then they know what my usual festive time of year is like. utter shite. drivel. mind numbing inane crap. except this one.
this year the woman i've claimed as my own parents paid for us to fly down to the south of france to spend a few days over xmas, thats if i didnt mind not spending it with my own immediate family. fuck 'em. 5 days of doing sweet fuck all. no worries about pissing my dad off by not expressing an urge to better myself further than i am, not watching my younger brother royally screw everything up as he gets the balls to turn round and say he's off with his mates to the pub instead of dribbling with us. and no feeling guilty about giving the olds crap presents cos i've just taken my last few days of paid holiday off and spent the money on getting to them. this year they're getting late presents from the new year sales.
and the inlaws? fucking excellent. forever offering more alcohol,food,their daughter and then worry cos they didnt get me a decent present. did they forget they just bought me and her a 400 pound return flight ticket each?
anyone else have a good one?
oh yeah, my womans dad works as some sort of freelance oil saftey inspector, when they build new rigs/refineries, he goes there and tells them good/bad/fuck off, get to see all the sand nigger countries for several months at a time, but gets paid something like 400-600 pounds a day, so the old fuck can fly me anywhere he likes and i wont feel the slightest bit of guilt
a mini series of interviews with some celebrity "old" men complaining about certain topics. personal favourite as it resonates with the cynical old git within me.
1. I was joking - assuming you were talking about the great american classic starring Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau.
2. Your version seems highly uninteresting, I will not be youtubing it anytime soon
3. Move to a better country
4. Happy Christmas wot wot
"this year the woman i've claimed as my own parents"
i see my grammatical error here, and really cant be fucked to correct it, but hell, she's a weird one anyway so who knows what she'd agree to.
i guess my sarcasm radar wasnt switched on either, or just thought at least one yank had finally realised the inevitable and admitted it to the world.
walter and jacks version is of course in a different league, but then also a completely different concept, so no point comparing each other other than the brit version trying to be derivative with the title. the clip gives it no justice anyway, as its badly edited and its yootoobed
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