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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Conversation with my son! 12-08-2006 at 12:06 pm
I had an awesome conversation with my 3 and 1/2 year old son the other day I feel the need to share :)
We had just woken up and as he walked down the stairs behind our family dog the conversation began.
SteelSon: Daddy, there is Mandy's penis!
Steel: No no Mandy is a girl doggie and girl animal's don't have a penis.
SteelSon: Daddy we all have penises!
**NOTE** His proper use of the plural form here caught me as amusing as his grammer, not unlike most little dudes, needs improvement.
Steel: Actually only boys and men, like you and me, have penises. Girls and Women like mommy have different private parts.
SteelSon:Nooo, My mommy has a penis!
At this point I was lost for words and wanted to burst out laughing. So I left it at that and went to ask my wife about the new information I was privy too....
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vasudeva 12-08-2006, 12:29 pm
SteelSon:Nooo, My mommy has a penis!
EVERYBODY, NEW .SIG.
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wolfer 12-08-2006, 01:36 pm
I dont know if that should have been shared
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barch97 12-08-2006, 01:59 pm
got any pics of mrs steel's penis?
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ragoo 12-08-2006, 02:19 pm
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wolfer 12-08-2006, 02:49 pm
holy shit
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SexNinja 12-08-2006, 02:54 pm
I immediately made this my sig and I hope you will too.
Note: dickgirls.jpg is too large for sigs :(
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KrazEEyes 12-13-2006, 11:45 am
Well they do say that kids never lie. Just like the time he told your wief that "Daddy has a girlfriend"!
I often leave the washroom door open when I am at home alone with Jasmyn, but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable with that because lately she keeps pointing at my vagina and saying "Egg!" I have no idea why she calls it that 'cause she knows that eggs are what we eat for breakfast, so I hope she doesn't think that's where they come from!
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middle_age_man 12-13-2006, 12:17 pm
Kids say the darnedest things. My wife was trying to parallel park and gave up on the first spot and muttered “shit” as another car pulled into the next available spot. My son who was three or so at the time pipes up from the back seat, “You don’t say shit, I don’t say shit. Only daddy say shit” after a brief pause he adds “And you don’t say fuck. I don’t say fuck, you don’t say fuck, daddy say fuck”
Truly one of my fondest memories.
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qwerty 12-13-2006, 07:25 pm
I can imagine a world where all girls have penis's
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uart 12-17-2006, 02:58 pm
I can too. I think you posted the link to that movie, qwerty...
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