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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Heal The World! 12-06-2006 at 10:43 pm
Heart wrenching.
People are suffering all over the world due to violence, oppression, disease, etc.
Today I offer a unique opportunity to you fellow swarmers, join the ranks of the SWARMERS AGAINST SUFFERING.
The SAS have worked tirelessly using Root Cause Analysis and the FIVE WHYS to determine what the highest level approach should be to the thorny issue that is global suffering. To date, only one solution fits into our sophisticated statistical model.
Well, actually many of those^, because....
The only viable solution to end all the world's suffering is to remove it at it's most critical point, to play one big Karmic hand now and prevent countless future generations from suffering.
So, will you join us, will you pledge money now to allow us to attain the precious nukes that the world desperately needs?
Please detail below how you will support the SAS, and thank you in advance.
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JohnLenin 12-06-2006, 11:08 pm
From now on I'm only donating UP. Meaning: I'm only giving stuff to people better off than me.
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middle_age_man 12-06-2006, 11:13 pm
I pledge to build a trebuchet and attack Moose Jaw Sask. by 2016. Not quite a nuke but every stone thrown helps.
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LORDKAHUNA 12-06-2006, 11:16 pm
That's the spirit, high level approach that motherfucker and create value.
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hobo 12-07-2006, 07:11 am
Cananda is the first of the Third World nations I want to Nuke
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slippedhole 12-07-2006, 01:05 pm
Ouch.
The killing of the human animal is a dirty business. God doesn't care about suffering.
Name one time God has ever rescued anything.
I will join you.
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LORDKAHUNA 12-07-2006, 01:32 pm
God does care about suffering, remember his original plan.
KEEP THE FAITH BROTHER, CLEANSE OUR EARTH WITH FIRE.
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hobo 12-07-2006, 02:03 pm
LK you got it all wrong. way back there used to be a VENGEFUL GOD. Today's god is a compassionate conservative.
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slippedhole 12-07-2006, 02:16 pm
I stand corrected. I forgot God created Jews, he must care about suffering.
THE EXAMPLE OF NOAH AND HIS ARK SHALL BE A BLUEPRINT FOR THE COMPASSIONATE KILLING OF ALL UNDER-DEVELOPED CULTURES AND EVIL HDTV.
I AM READY FOR BATTLE.
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LORDKAHUNA 12-07-2006, 02:39 pm
Notice how the bear looks hungrily at the giraffe but suppresses the urge to rend and tear, THERE IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE!
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Infectionconnection 12-07-2006, 02:53 pm
I'll be donating, but its a safe bet i won't be saying how much.
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sunny77 12-08-2006, 10:14 am
Finally, a ring I'm more than willing to throw my bonnet into.
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freakbass 12-08-2006, 12:21 pm
where do we donate? are there SAS approved charities?
I sometimes forget which ones are cool and which ones are kind of sucky with too_high overhead.
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LORDKAHUNA 12-08-2006, 03:12 pm
That's the beauty of this charity, all monies are funnelled directly to LS admins directly.
Here at SAS we feel an "in the dark" approach to funraising really enhances the giving experience, if we pronounced that we have met a specific target, people may not be so inclined to give.
Enough of this, don't think of your account balance when you reach for your wallet, think of the children, the poor suffering children.
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tantrum 12-08-2006, 08:01 pm
I donate this:
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