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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | College!!1 08-16-2006 at 09:40 pm
Moved in Monday.
Got stoner neighbors Tuesday.
They have no soap. I LOL.
Yay college.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae 08-16-2006, 09:56 pm
Fast-forward 1 year:
Classes started on Monday.
Got stoned til Tuesday.
I have no soap. I LOL.
Yay college.
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qwerty 08-16-2006, 10:08 pm
Fast-forward 2 years:
Classes started some monday last month.
Got stoned till next tuesday.
I have no soap and I got a rash. I LOL.
Yay college.
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uart 08-16-2006, 10:33 pm
Fast-forward 3 years:
Used my textbook money to buy weed and beer.
Got some freshman chicks drunk.
It burns when I pee.
Yay college.
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fl_projekt 08-16-2006, 11:03 pm
fast forward 4 years:
Im back home with mom and dad
I work at Taco Bell
I am now in rehab
I stole mom and dads soap
yay 12 step program
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ghostrider 08-17-2006, 04:06 pm
Fast forward 5 years:
Fresh out of rehab, and with a swell new bowl-haircut
GDR enrolls in junior college with hopes of
scoring the much coveted Associate of Arts degree in welding.
Yay junior college.
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MOMAD 08-17-2006, 05:45 pm
Fast-forward 6 years:
I realize I never had any class.
Stoned, but don't know what day it is.
Still mooching off mom and dad's soap.
Fired from Taco Bell. Whatever.
Haven't been awake before noon since.... wait, forgot what I was gonna say...
I'd LOL if I could find the motivation.
Yay middle class suburbia.
Fast-forward 1 year:
Classes started on Monday.
Got stoned til Tuesday.
I have no soap. I LOL.
Yay college.
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MOMAD 08-17-2006, 05:46 pm
Oops. Caught posting my template. I LOL.
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hobo 08-17-2006, 06:42 pm
I suggest you invest in a sturdy well crafted bong. nothing elaborate, simple yet classy.
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Dumbskull 08-17-2006, 07:23 pm
Fast forward 7 years:
Fat GF is knocked up again
Screaming for child support
To be spent on acrylic nails
No LOL in years
Yay life sucks ass
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Crackalackin 08-17-2006, 07:57 pm
Fast forward 8 years:
You are MOMAD.
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