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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | I'm a newbie, but not a virgin 08-04-2006 at 01:34 am
I think I'm gonna like it here. I like the screw-this attitude. And, I actually can't remember how I found this site. Oh, well. I feel lucky because my nephew stole my laptop, but I managed to get it back. With the help of my Mother. YES, I get along with my mother. NO, I'm not a Star-Wars collector or a lotion-loving serial killer. Ok, so I like to get a little nasty in the bedroom. My mommie doesn't get to help me there, yuck.
I do belong to StumbleUpon, a bookmarky-bloggy kinda place. Maybe someone there had a link. Whatever. Anyway, he did do me a half-assed favor. I only had about 4 gigs left on my harddrive and he cleared off another 4 gigs in an attempt to have more space for his nefarious scheme. Threatening him with jail actually worked!. Who knew! Teenagers! They're so funny, and gullible. Anyway, he did free up some more room for me that I was too lazy to do anything about. Butt-wipe. So..., here I am! Despite my nephew. You're all so lucky, lucky , lucky!
Cheers, Bradley
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uart 08-04-2006, 02:59 am
Please tell me the cocktail of drugs you are on... it will aid my research. kthnx.
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vasudeva 08-04-2006, 05:32 am
In fairness to history, I believe starting anything -- but especially your "hi linkswarm, it's me, margaret" post -- with 'I think I'm gonna like it here' is like a warm kiss of death fresh from the ovens of Auschwitz.
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qwerty 08-04-2006, 06:16 am
hi,
My name is qwerty and I like ur style. We have a few things in common too which is teh awes0mer. See like u I also love my mommy and we have a close relationship. In fact when I was growing up she used to dress me up in pink frilly shirts and made me grow my hair long, sure it was a pain then but now it's in style and I get all the chickz0rz. I don't have a nephew to curse on but it seems fun maybe I could share yours and become like an awes0me c00l cyber uncle? Write me back k.
P.S. we should be togeather.
Luv Qwerty
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LORDKAHUNA 08-04-2006, 06:24 am
I'm a newbie, but not a virgin
This reads like a interlude to a cockfucking.
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fl_projekt 08-04-2006, 09:31 am
I'm a newbie, but not a virgin
Someones fishing for a new man, and Qwerty took the bait
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Heather 08-06-2006, 01:39 pm
I just passed along my copy of 'are you there, its me margaret" to my daughter.
White girl bonding with tears, the OC soundtrack, hugs, ice cream, degrassi season one DVD, Margaret and wiping advice (front to back, always front to back).
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baesparza 08-07-2006, 03:02 am
So, Qwerty is jail-bait?
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