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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Internet Cafe (with more hijinx) 07-25-2006 at 08:09 pm
So anyhoo, I'm playing BF2 at the cypercafe with Vasudeva this Sunday past and this nerdingler comes up and we have the following exchange:
nerd>How do I identify which computer is which?
me> Ask it nicely.
nerd executes a *POWER MOVE*
[THWAPTOTHE BACKOFKAHUNAHEAD] Kahuna -10 pts
nerd>YOU (spittle) FUCKING (spittle) DO NOT TALK (spittle) TO FUCKING (spittle) PEOPLE (spittle) LIKE THAT!!!!
me> WHATTHEJEASLYFUCK!!!
LORDKAHUNA stands up
nerd>DONT (spittle) YOU (spittle) FUCKING TOUCH ME (spittle) YOU FUCK!
Nerd adopts weird little nerdfu attack stance
LORDKAHUNA shoves the little weirdling
Nerd falls on ass, gets up, and scampers out.
LORDKAHUNA times out of BF2 game :<
My drawing probably doesn't do him justice, but the arm and legs are actual size.
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jwalker 07-25-2006, 08:18 pm
That's good that you feel confident enough to stand up for yourself. You can't let bullies like that push you around.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil 07-25-2006, 08:25 pm
oh snap.
a slap.
for being a smartass to a dumbass.
but then you can't hit him because he hit you?! bah. what fucktarditry you expose yourself to; that's why they have laws, credit debt and crack cocaine--so these fucks eventually make one wrong move too many and get relegated to the dredges of socieity!
long live fiefdom!
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vasudeva 07-25-2006, 08:33 pm
A good end to a good game.
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uart 07-25-2006, 10:31 pm
you should've excecuted a +20 punch of gondor right to his face.
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qwerty 07-25-2006, 11:46 pm
You need a bigass gold finger ring that says kahuna's bitch backwards.
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fl_projekt 07-26-2006, 12:01 pm
Internet Cage News: The Kahuna Goes Aggro
You should have used your Kahuna Fist instead of the Push of Aggrivation. I hear the Kahuna Fist is a +30 against Nerd Folk
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mundhra 07-27-2006, 08:38 am
haha, holy shit. that's fucking insane.
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