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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Experiment 06-13-2006 at 03:58 pm
Recently I noticed a shiny penny in the bottom of pee well in one of our three office urinals. Naturally my first thought was "Hmmm, I wonder if it became shiny due to some cleansing action of the chemicals in all the manly sprinkle." I felt a need to test my hypothesis out.
Before long, I had designed a sophisticated and cunning experiment: Today I dropped one old brown penny in each of the other two urinals, at about 2:35 pm. My protocol is to pee in the urinals but not flush to prolong each penny's exposure to urnine for as long as possible (that is, until the next person flushes.) Then I will make observations at least twice daily.
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Field notes:
6.13.06 4:02 cst: The two subjects seem to be getting slightly shinier already. Not sure if this is an optical illusion due to refractive powers of the liquid or maybe reflection from all the white porcelain.
6.14.06 8:51 am cst: One of the subjects has fallen into the drain pipe and is barely visible. The other subject appears to be shinier than it was last night. Note for future experiments: It may be easier to pee in a glass and leave the penny in the winkie solution, creating a more controlled environment.
6.14.06 3:05 pm cst: The remaining subject has partially migrated into the drain pipe of it's urinal making observations slightly more difficult but still possible. The penny is definitlely becoming shinier: the brown discoloration is receeding into a few isolated spots.
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THESE FIELD NOTES WILL BE UPDATED TWICE DAILY UNLESS I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
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JohnLenin 06-13-2006, 06:03 pm
You're doing it all wrong!
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vasudeva 06-13-2006, 06:11 pm
6.13.06 4:02 cst: The two subjects seem to be getting slightly shinier already.
This is the effect of you inhaling lots of fresh piss vapors.
Keep it up. You'll never have to brush your teeth again.
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wolfer 06-13-2006, 06:28 pm
Try this, put some hot sauce on a napkin and shine a penny with it.
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wrecker 06-14-2006, 06:32 am
TRY THIS
Put some hot sauce on a napkin and shine your ladyfriend's dirty penny with it.
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qwerty 06-14-2006, 09:57 am
You're giving away pennies to teh janitor
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fl_projekt 06-14-2006, 10:16 am
TIPPED! with shiny pissy pennies
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BeachGoat 06-14-2006, 11:52 am
"I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."
Love and Kisses
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vasudeva 06-14-2006, 12:10 pm
Goddamnit, I need to start putting money on this. That would have been an easy $10.
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LORDKAHUNA 06-14-2006, 12:11 pm
LOL, wtf!?!
Not only do you return from your self imposed exile (x2), but you stick to your playbook of kahunahate and poorly executed bum jokes.
CAPITOL!! YOU DRAMA FAGGOT!
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truenative 06-14-2006, 12:35 pm
Hooray, Pissin pennies has brought back the goat!
Willkommener Alter Freund
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vasudeva 06-14-2006, 12:49 pm
Funny you should mention that. This is following the Wotak arc(s) so closely I'm expecting to see us all called cockbags who use the Internet on his blog soon... on the Internet. With a picture of a penis.
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truenative 06-14-2006, 12:58 pm
But we are admittedly cockbags who use the internet
Despite conspiracy-fest 05 Goat still has a heap more tact that wotak
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truenative 06-14-2006, 12:58 pm
Um....sorry for the thread de-rail F.M.
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vasudeva 06-14-2006, 01:07 pm
Tact? Which beachgoat are you remembering? Tact went out with the meds.
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truenative 06-14-2006, 01:16 pm
I made exception to the conspiracy-fest, I don't recall much out lashing beyond that. Nothing Wotakian.
BTW I fucking miss zapple, can we e-vite him back plz
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fastlane 06-14-2006, 01:20 pm
Could it be the chemicals in the urinal kakes?
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lefen 06-14-2006, 01:26 pm
Or ammonia in the urine, maybe? Probably a combination of factors.
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truenative 06-14-2006, 01:39 pm
Here is a Link about using Acid / Salt combo (same as pee) to shine pennies and also using the same to copper plate nails.
http://chemistry.about.com/cs/demonstrations/a/aa022204a.htm
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truenative 06-14-2006, 01:44 pm
Concerning Urine & pH: http://www.rnceus.com/ua/uaph.html
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wrecker 06-14-2006, 03:04 pm
Wow, you know alot about piss.
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freakmachine 06-14-2006, 03:35 pm
Lefen - no urinal cakes in our restrooms. We like our piss chemical free.
Truenative - thx for links.
I think I like to pee on things. A good while back I peed on the ruins of Domitian's house.
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magicchex 06-18-2006, 03:55 am
I gave up pennies for New Years. I throw them away, leave them on the counter, leave them in change return things, or give them to people, but I refuse to take them, It's made quite a positive change in my life,
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KrazEEyes 06-25-2006, 06:57 pm
I think you should do a part 2 of this experiment to see what affect pee has on nickels and dimes. After that I could send you some Canadian loonies and toonies. This could become an expensive project though, you'll have to apply for some government funding. Natural amonia coin restoration - your tax dollars at work!
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dent 06-25-2006, 10:57 pm
Could it be the 2000 Flushes urinal cake that is making the penny shiny?
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freakmachine 06-26-2006, 08:04 am
No Dent, NO NO. As stated above, we don't have urinal cakes. No
Amy Smart felch sex for one whole week.
PS, the pennies are supa dupa shiny now.
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qwerty 06-27-2006, 04:12 am
I think maybe the next experiment should be with waterless troffs. Around the place I noticed these things being implemented to save water, where a heavy duty cleaning cake with antibacterial and smell eroding chemicals are used.
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