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DAMN YOUR MOTHER
06-12-2006 at 07:37 pm


I accidentally unplugged an Avaya phone router from its UPS battery today at work. I was crawling around in this ridiculously tiny space trying to read serials for inventory. The power cords had been stretched and pulled to their limits and one popped out when my foot got too close. I realized what happened almost immediately and slammed that mother back in but we had about five minutes of downtime while everyone figured out what the fuck and re-logged into various components. I'm just glad I didn't hit the server cord and also that it was only one small row of users effected instead of 90+.

It's hilarious now but I was all "oh shit oh shit oh jesus oh god" during it.





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LORDKAHUNA       06-12-2006, 07:49 pm
I'm glad you were not raped.
(by glad I mean sad)


Acidburn       06-12-2006, 10:02 pm
You have 1 fucking job and you fucked that up. What's next?


LORDKAHUNA       06-12-2006, 10:08 pm
^OhSNAP!
I take back the rape thing.


SexNinja       06-12-2006, 10:13 pm
I *wish* that was my only job :\


qwerty       06-13-2006, 01:04 am
So you crawl around under peoples desks looking at their crotches?


Crackalackin       06-13-2006, 02:35 am
Yeah right... "looking"


Clavis_Apocalypticae       06-13-2006, 01:22 pm
s/looking/sniffing


vasudeva       06-13-2006, 01:59 pm
This journal entry makes me mildly uncomfortable for some reason.


MollyMillions       06-13-2006, 04:11 pm
Perhaps it's the image of SexNinja on all fours yelling "oh shit oh shit oh jesus oh god" making you feel all funny in your naughty bits.


vasudeva       06-13-2006, 04:52 pm
"TWISTED PAIR" INDEED, YOU UPPITY LITTLE RJ-45 SLUT.

SLAM THAT MOTHER BACK IN!

GROMF


SexNinja       06-13-2006, 06:50 pm
lolz



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