Believe it or otherwise, I actually ran across one of these bizzare milking cow contraptions later on in life, some time after birth. It is mind warping in its intensity and what really got to me was the placement of the joints and movable parts.
It was a square plastic skinny cow that mooed. It was an artifact from a bygone age [when I first discovered it] and it had an odd density to it--serious anthropological stuff. It seemed more than it really was--seriously fucked up.
It really made me realize that all manner of things are really "seriously fucked up" and that if some deviant could make this obscene cow and market it to children--then by golly there must be an entire universe of sick pulchritude. It has red skies and slime goo, nonsense and fucking plastic cows that you can milk.
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