fastlane       06-05-2006, 03:12 pm

Try Pepto Bismolics Anonymous.

hobo       06-05-2006, 03:18 pm

You've replaced Semen with pepto bismo? well I guess thats a step in the right direction...

JohnLenin       06-05-2006, 03:29 pm

You have an ulcer the size of an ulcer-sized breadbox. Get that shit looked at.

darkness       06-05-2006, 03:30 pm

Try doing something whilst you wait. Plant flowers or masturbate. It really werks.

vasudeva       06-05-2006, 03:51 pm

Interesting. You have sort of a low-level anxiety that you deal with through obssessive-compulsively snacking on Pepto-Bismol.

Sometimes I get that with chapstick. More when I was a pot burnout, though. Try to worry less about worrying about it.

For the record, I enjoy the tastes of both Pepto-Bismol and Nyquil cough syrup.

JohnLenin       06-05-2006, 04:16 pm

I dislike Nyquil. Pepto I actually like.

shitbox       06-05-2006, 04:19 pm

Yeah dude, go see a gastroenterologist. Sounds like acid reflux. Seriously.

"Nyquil-Nyquil-Nyquil we love you you giant FUCKING Q!!" Dennis Leary

jwalker       06-05-2006, 04:50 pm

pepto - the pink miracle

freakmachine       06-05-2006, 04:52 pm

When I was about four I LOVED the FUCK out of pepto. One day I climbed the kitchen cabinets to get to the stash (mom's childproofing didn't stop adventurous me) and downed 1.5 bottles with abandon. Then mom found me enjoying myself ("its good mommy!") and I had to go the pediatrician and drink a foul vomit inducing substance to clear out my system. Fortunately I blocked out the memory of the hurling part and only the fond taste memories remain.

I guess I have a pepto problem too. Let's form a club.

LORDKAHUNA       06-05-2006, 06:57 pm

Sometimes I'm that way with my athsma inhaler, not having it makes it hard to breathe, but once it is in my clutches....relief.

(Dude, you are all growed up, swig from the bottle.)

dent       06-05-2006, 07:13 pm

Lord, me too. I've had an inhaler with me since I was a fat kid. If I forget it at home, I feel like I'm about to die, weird.

JohnLenin       06-05-2006, 07:24 pm

The Safety Blankets of the Confused Pt.1

slippedhole       06-05-2006, 07:30 pm

It's become a high-fiving orgy of weakness.

(LOL )PM ME.

GAYBOB       06-05-2006, 07:57 pm

The ultimate hat-tip.

I can die a happy man (LOL).

azron123       06-05-2006, 10:39 pm

I have this green bunny that....

Fuck you guys!

Buncha pussies.

pchimp       06-07-2006, 09:51 pm

I think you should swap your pepto addiction for gin. Then you'll have a support group and sympathy (?). As it is, you're just a freak; and unless you go for emo guys, this just ain't gonna work for you.
--
I have been to Norman. There were opossums in the bath tub.

wrecker       06-08-2006, 06:35 pm

I have often wondered if one could get addicted to Visine.

JohnLenin       06-08-2006, 06:52 pm

you can form an addiction to literally anything. Maybe if you let it all out and cried more you wouldn't need these fake tears to lube your semen-caked eyelids.

LOki       06-10-2006, 07:02 am

guitar_jon:
you can form an addiction to literally anything.

Tell me about it. I sinned once, and then to wash away that sin I killed an innocent so I could wash away my sin in his blood...then *that* sin had to washed away. You can imagine where this lead.

One day I found myself in the gutter washing away my sins in the blood of "the not so innocent." Nobody would know, this "innocent" was mostly innocent--but Jesus knew.

So now I carry around a dufflebag full of puppy heads.