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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Graduation 05-19-2006 at 10:27 pm
Zomg.
I am forever out of highschool beginning Tuesday. I have to give a valedictorian speech.
I don't take any of this that seriously, aside from the fact that being valedictorian gives you valedictorian scholarships. The salutatorian, however, takes things very seriously, and asked the counselor if her speech was better than mine, from what she's read. She pretends to be my buddy, but I can tell she secretly resents me. That's sad, because she's pretty. :(
I'M GROWN, NEGGIR.
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freakmachine 05-19-2006, 10:45 pm
1. confront her about her false friendlyness
2. fuck the hell out of her to make her like you
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uart 05-20-2006, 12:09 am
On sunday, I'm officially graduated from College. I win.
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JohnLenin 05-20-2006, 12:18 am
Congrats. On the day of my graduation my father sat me down and said DON"T DRINK AND DRIVE...HERE'S $20 FOR BOOZE. Srsly, don't drink and drive.
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dinozoa 05-20-2006, 02:37 am
depends on the college, probably. where are you going again? Oklahoma?
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jwalker 05-20-2006, 03:31 am
dude - the big V - righteous
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vasudeva 05-20-2006, 08:45 am
Congrax.
Suggest main theme for her speech: Waiting for GoDoR.
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hobo 05-20-2006, 10:24 am
HS vs College? College is freedom to explore your own boundries without any parental guidance. Be careful.
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qwerty 05-20-2006, 11:32 am
College is like a box of chocolates, hawt and chocolatey on the outside and full to the brim of sticky creamy goodness(although slightly salty) MMmmm.
As for your counselor u should ask her how to sex0r your lecturers and then ask for an example.
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mofo 05-20-2006, 02:26 pm
Rant until they kick you off stage.
Then leave.
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wolfer 05-20-2006, 03:21 pm
Congrats, When I was 16 I quit school, and my mom kicked me out so I went to Job Corps got my GED and learned me some building and apartment maint. moved back home and lived with some lesbians for a year...I WINZ
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Dragonstaff 05-20-2006, 09:07 pm
Wolfer, you only win if you fucked the lesbians...both of them...without the other one finding out.
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shitbox 05-20-2006, 09:27 pm
Its your chance to leave a memorable impression on your fellow classmates, alot of whom you should'nt know and like. You have a golden opportunity.
Be funny, be sad, be sad-istic.
You should launch into the best researched speech you can give about how the current explanation for Sept 11th is fake. Dennounce the FLIGHT 93 film. Critizize the president. You may even make the papers if you compelling enough. Most importantly have fun. Your never gonna see any of these asshats again, are you?
GOOD LUCK YOUNG ROBOT
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SexNinja 05-20-2006, 09:47 pm
Also, do absolutely none of the above.
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ragoo 05-20-2006, 10:06 pm
Congratulations GDR. It's a big accomplishment, and something to be proud of. That said, my class will have its 20th reunion this September. I was senior class president, and I have absolutely no desire to see any of the assfucks I went to school with.
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PhLebas 05-21-2006, 03:46 pm
Good job GDR.
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Dumbskull 05-21-2006, 10:04 pm
You rule. Tell the cunt salutatorian to lick your nad sack.
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LORDKAHUNA 05-22-2006, 12:54 am
Congrats GDR, I wil bear your shield when you begin the revolution.
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pchimp 05-24-2006, 10:02 pm
Congrats, GDR. Double so for the valedictorianism you espouse.
High school:college::Max&Erma's:Studio 54
You have at least four years of life before you begin to die.
Go.
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