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Living the Gay Dream
05-16-2006 at 12:09 pm


Yesterday I entertained myself with the drawing app thingy in Kahuna's photoshop. At first I thought maybe only swarmers reading the journal had access to the drawing pad until I noticed that the many of the responses to my retarded pictures sounded like bored 8th graders in study hall. Hmmm.

About this time I noticed a limitation: the save button only works once until the screen is refreshed, wiping the old pic off and displaying the new one. How to keep a picture displayed so they all have to look at it? The pics get overwritten so fast that no one might even be seeing the stupid crap l was drawing. The solution was of course to save the pic and refresh if immediately; the pic would be reloaded and could be saved again, overwriting whatever anybocy else saved. Rinse wash repeat. In fact, If one had the photoshop page open in several tabs one could load several images over and over.

Anyway, because I am somewhat of an idiot and enjoy doing immature repetetive crap, I launched into my scheme giggling like a 10 year old girl decapitating the heads of her worst enemies' barbie collection. First I made them red this:

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Then, I realized what an awesome viral marketing tool this could be, so I advertized the swarm for a while:

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I may have hit on something here.







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JohnLenin       05-16-2006, 02:51 pm
You sure are living the gay dream. Dream on. Dream until your dreams come true.


azron123       05-16-2006, 05:20 pm
Jesus Freak! You have less of a life than I do.


freakmachine       05-16-2006, 11:02 pm
Yeah, that fun didn't last very long.


Dumbskull       05-17-2006, 06:04 am
Sorry to hear your gay dream did not turn out as you wished. You still have the poop.


sunny77       05-17-2006, 07:00 am
you may say he's a dreamer, but he's not the only one...encouragement for all to step fully into the bedroom light from the dark abyssmal depths of closets.

freak, you have fun with that.


shitbox       05-17-2006, 11:47 pm
"I forgot my pen......

shit the bed again....

typical"



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