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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Math and Boobies 04-25-2006 at 04:57 pm
If I use the this equation
At = Aoekt
where Ao is original distance from the nipple (point a) to the bellybutton (point b), and At is the final distance from point a to point b... can I determine if boobs sag exponentially?
I need 100 females, age 25, all falling within a certain weight range, and I need reports back every 5 years until they're 40.
Would it be possible for me to get a grant for this in college?
I think maybe if I change the distance of point a to point b, and make it the curve of the boob -- like a parabola -- I might could.
MY DREAMS NEED TO BE REALITY.
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freakbass 04-25-2006, 05:16 pm
this is at least as interesting as the last 25 studies to come out of M.I.T.
If not, UC Berkeley might be into it. Perhaps there is a difference between liberal and conservative titties.. perhaps the conservative titties don't sag as much due to inherent rigidity?
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jwalker 04-25-2006, 05:25 pm
What a pair-o-dox ;)
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Dumbskull 04-25-2006, 06:06 pm
You failed to take into consideration gravity (9.81 meters/sec^2) as well as the mass of each boob moving in a downward acceleration over x time. Age is not a factor.
Try again spunky.
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vasudeva 04-25-2006, 06:35 pm
Which is precisely the rate at which Dumbskull's tits are sagging, so... yes.
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government_death_robot 04-25-2006, 06:38 pm
Dumbskull, please tell me where your tits are now (in meters above the ground) and where they are in 5 years from now.
We can plug it in to the equation and predict where they'll be in 10 years, and then you can report back to me if the results are correct.
K?
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dinozoa 04-25-2006, 08:08 pm
You also need to factor in the compression of the cartilage in her vertebrae. That will decrease the distance from her boobs to the ground. I think a better metric is the one you suggested first, nipple to navel.
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JohnLenin 04-25-2006, 08:32 pm
go get laid dude. rock on.
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Crackalackin 04-25-2006, 09:21 pm
One onlu needs to know how to count to two!
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pchimp 04-25-2006, 11:04 pm
"If I use the this equation
At = Aoekt
where Ao is original distance from the nipple (point a) to the bellybutton (point b), and At is the final distance from point a to point b... can I determine if boobs sag exponentially?"
Well, I can tell you what line is going to get a lot of mileage at the meat shack this weekend.
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