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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Maple Syrup Orgy 04-01-2006 at 10:21 pm
The stereotypes are true, canucks are fuking serious about their maple syrup, we even have festivals devoted to this shit.
Bracing ourselves against the frigid cold, we grabbed a tractor pulling a wagon to the festival site (I wish I was joking about this).
It was crowded as fuck.
My first stop was to fortify myself with some much needed caffiene.
KAHUNADAD was having a killer time.
KAHUNAMOM's smile is a thinly veiled lie.
We witnessed ham's beautiful semicircle of life.
Rural people are stupid, and easily lost in a straw maze.
This required no punchline.
We were fortunate that the festival coincided with the 36th annual "GROPING OF THE HORSE" event.
My wife sexed some corn.
For her infidelity, I beat her with the corn she loved.
LOLZ
I know that I'm making this whole event to be more exciting than it actually was, truth be told this years attractions left me disappointed.
Highlight of the whole ordeal, Friar Tuck style legmeat (it was cooked by muslims, lol).
More to come next year.
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wolfer 04-02-2006, 12:31 am
Is it true that you can make 101 things out of maple?
lol on the corn.
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hobo 04-02-2006, 04:51 am
Actually there is a maple syrup festival in Marathon NY this weekend. It is on the spiritual side bumfukidness.
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metatron 04-02-2006, 10:02 am
dude. those gigantic turkey legs make it all worthwhile.
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Dumbskull 04-02-2006, 10:43 am
Your leg meat looks undercooked. Maybe in your your next journal you can tell us all about the highs and lows of Campylobacter; abdominal cramps, diarrhea, dehydration, thirst, irritability, restlessness, lethargy, sunken eyes, dry mouth and tongue, dry skin, decreased urinary frequency. Don't forget to include the pictures.
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nocal 04-02-2006, 11:33 am
For her infidelity, I beat her with the corn she loved.
LOL
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ghostrider 04-02-2006, 01:03 pm
does canadian corn taste different ?
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fastlane 04-02-2006, 01:20 pm
Here you go Skull, a piece of meat for you.
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LORDKAHUNA 04-02-2006, 08:11 pm
does canadian corn taste different ?
It tastes like guilt.
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jwalker 04-03-2006, 12:10 am
Mmm - maple syrup; we used to make it every year - it was a major effort.
But I never heard of "fortune cup reading" - is that a Canadian thing?
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LORDKAHUNA 04-03-2006, 02:02 am
Fortunes are read the world over, but I have no clue what a "furtune" is.
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KrazEEyes 04-03-2006, 10:26 pm
Kahuna tried to convince me that the turkey leg was thoroughly cooked, but just had a pinkish color 'cause it was smoked. I hesitantly took a tiny bite but refused to believe this logic. Rightly so too, 'cause he informed me that he did in fact endure much diapoo-poos from the blow hole for the next 24 hours. So although I may have been punished for fornicating with the corn, LK suffured the wrath of the Muslim turkey leg! I'll take a corn cob beating over Muslim fury any day.
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