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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | My Signature: "Grab hold of the humpstick" 03-31-2006 at 08:04 am
Kids really are awesome, I cannot stress that point enough.
Early one morning, a couple of months ago, my youngest daughter (who is 3) was sitting at the table with a big chunk of clay. She was jamming this dowel rod into the clay and was really having a grand old time.
She was being quiet and not eating bleach or anything so I left her to it and commenced to make breakfast for us.
A little while later my wife got out of bed and sat down at the table with my daughter. The following conversation then occured.
Mom: What are you doing?
Daughter: I'm humping this clay.
Mom: You mean you're pumping the clay?
Daughter: No, I'm humping this clay. (Holds up the dowel rod) This is the humpstick and you use it to hump the clay.
Mom: (SHOCK!!! -- Looks directly at ME, as if I had soemthing to do with this.)
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Daughter: Here Mommy you hump it now. Grab hold of the humpstick.
Me: Yeah Mommy, grab hold of the humpstick.
Mom: (laughing hysterically - unable to breathe)
My wife ended up having to leave the room, so she could finally stop laughing. From that point on I was expressly forbidden from ever referring to the "humpstick" incident again. I do from time to time because of the look of shock/fear in my wifes face, then I usually get hit with something followed up by my wife saying "God, I hope she never says that in public." LOLZ
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metatron 03-31-2006, 08:13 am
lol. thats great. kids always say the darndest things.
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mundhra 03-31-2006, 09:15 am
haha, totally ridiculous.
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vasudeva 03-31-2006, 10:27 am
haha, totally erection
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nocal 03-31-2006, 11:53 am
That reminds me of my mom's friend who had a young child who loved firetrucks. They were in Toys R Us, and being that children have poor speech and are easily excited, he starts going, "MOMMY! FIREFUCK FIREFUCK!"
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JohnLenin 03-31-2006, 02:29 pm
My baby brother once went through a phase where he constantly proclaimed his love for scotch.
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middle_age_man 03-31-2006, 03:14 pm
Heres my kids say the darndest things story.
A couple months ago we were sitting down to supper discussing this years vacation. My wife and I were debating whether or not to put the dog in the kennel or pay our niece to house while were away. The boy, who is seven, pipes up and says, Shes just going to have sex in your bedroom the whole time instead of taking care of the house. We stopped talking and stared at him in shock. After a long silence my wife asks, Do you know what means? The boy says, No, will you tell me?
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JohnLenin 03-31-2006, 05:09 pm
^^ HAHA, that's great.
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