vasudeva       03-11-2006, 05:46 pm

HAHAHA YOUR TURN FAGGOT

I RECOMMEND A SUBSTANTIAL REGIMEN OF LIFETIME TV

shitbox       03-11-2006, 06:04 pm

You need lots of rest, water, and sodomy. Working will get you none of these and thus you won't get better.

LORDKAHUNA       03-11-2006, 06:38 pm

It's weird, fucking Captian Trips has been making the rounds lately.

I've just survived a bout of ass vomit/lung butter myself.

LINKSWARM FLU, IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER.

jwalker       03-11-2006, 07:24 pm

thank goddess i live on the west coast and am nowhere near you sick fucks.

dragonstaff       03-11-2006, 07:27 pm

I'm glad I live so far away from your infected asses.
On the bright side, you have done your part in spreading the wealth and sharing your good fortune with others this year.
On the dark side, you are going to lose your job because all your workmates are going to get your disease and your company will close down 'cos there is no-one there to keep it running.

lilbabypissmouth       03-11-2006, 07:42 pm

Go to the mall...quick! Spread the love.
SexnigerMcdeath, mmm yes. You could be the next pandemic!
GO GO GO

dent       03-11-2006, 08:33 pm

I had strep throat two weeks ago. I missed four days of work and lost four pounds. Now, my wife is dying of AIDS too. This winter season sucked ass.

BeachGoat       03-12-2006, 04:03 am

There is a left coast version. I just got over a week of 103 degree fever with blowing bad fluids from both ends. I got it from my wife who got it from my daughter who got it from some east coast fucker who came out here to rent a house in the sunshine and warmth.

In the future, please keep your snow bred evil sicknesses over there in nobody gives a fuck land.

Thank You

MOMAD       03-12-2006, 02:52 pm

Okay so now I know people in New York, Arizona, and Canada with the same basic affliction. It appears no one is safe. Just like IED's on Iraqi roadsides, it must be God's way of punishing us for allowing gay marriages.

acheron       03-12-2006, 06:06 pm

Count in NC, I know at least 3 people with this. its a fuking PANDEMIC

SexNinja       03-13-2006, 10:00 am

Update: I'm in the "all liquid in head pouring out nose" phase. The cough is better, and by better I mean it doesn't burn so much when I do it. It now feels like a sledgehammer banging on my chest, which is slightly more tolerable.

I'm so weak it's not even funny.

wrecker       03-13-2006, 10:10 am

Sounds like you have the HIV.

Nice knowing you.

tank       03-13-2006, 01:36 pm

My dick is neither weak nor tired, sir.

freakmachine       03-13-2006, 02:51 pm

I had a slight headache the other day. And before that I was a little tired one morning. Does that make me fit in with you sick bastards?

JohnLenin       03-13-2006, 03:23 pm

^ fuck you

SexNinja       03-14-2006, 05:54 pm

^fuck both of you and the little dog you molested too.

Update update: Cough and copious amounts of snot still present. I drank a bottle of Surge Vault and managed to get out of bed today. I have lost my sense of taste just as I'm feeling up to eating again.

freakmachine       03-15-2006, 08:49 am

Shit man, that sux bad.

Get better motherfucker, and stay away from avians.

QwErTy       03-15-2006, 04:18 pm

If you like I could come and rub oils on you....

SexNinja       03-16-2006, 08:01 pm

ew

Update update update: Feel better, and no longer so weak. I still cough so hard I nearly vomit, but it doesn't hurt. Snot still here, and it's brought its friend 'streaks o' blood' with it. That's a bit freaky.

mundhra       03-16-2006, 09:34 pm

it's brought its friend 'streaks o' blood' with it

git a humidifier, dummy.

Crackalackin       03-16-2006, 11:15 pm

You'll be fine, little fuker. You always manage to crawl out.

Seriously, get well.

metatron       03-17-2006, 08:52 am

hey dood. having had bloody snot many a time in my life, i might suggest you see a doctor about it. that can sometimes mean you have a sinus infection.

vasudeva       03-17-2006, 08:57 am

Or?

Cancer.

sunny77       03-17-2006, 12:11 pm

QwErTy :
If you like I could come and rub oils on you



you are such a goddamn faggot. may you burn in hell with your man-aids and innumerable STDs. But I wouldn't put it past SexNiger to hit it...

tantrum       03-17-2006, 12:20 pm

sunny77

sunny77       03-17-2006, 12:26 pm

^^ [whine] vas, tantrum's trolling as me...again. make him stop! [whine]

cute though, tantcunt. teh funnay, but im a chick.

Dumbskull       03-17-2006, 02:54 pm

^More to the point you are a fag hag of the highest order. The kind of fag hag that other fag hags want to be when they growq up. Keep up the good work.

Crackalackin       03-17-2006, 03:31 pm

[i]he kind of fag hag that other fag hags want to be when they throw up. [/i]

Fix't

vasudeva       03-17-2006, 05:50 pm

Sort of.

jwalker       03-17-2006, 06:40 pm

Once again, sunny77 has managed to get everyone off topic by demanding everyone's attention. Does s/he care that SNM feels like hell? No, instead, s/he tries to make everyone think s/he's "cool" by calling someone gay.

Way to go, shithead - ever wonder why nobody likes you?

jwalker       03-19-2006, 02:02 am

oops - sorry...broke my own rule about not being a meany.

carry on.

SexNinja       03-19-2006, 03:30 pm

It was a sinus infection. On Friday I went to bed early and woke up Saturday with the worst headache I've ever had in my life. I couldn't make it go away until late today, and I can still sort of feel it. I have no medical insurance so seeing a doctor is out. I'll get over it but goddamn if I didn't just want to die yesterday.

fastlane       03-19-2006, 05:16 pm

Doktors visit $50
Sinus meds $30
Learning later it's a brain tumor $PRICELESS

hobo       03-19-2006, 06:58 pm

I blame global warming

qwerty       03-20-2006, 12:17 am

shit dude you mean you could be a ghost inhabiting the mortal plane?

Best way to check is to try walking thru walls or yo momma