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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Preying Mantis 02-23-2006 at 02:38 pm
I know someone who told me she lives in another body living on another planet in another galaxy. In that body, which is in the form of a preying mantis with an ovoid shaped soul, she looks after the general good of the earth and all it's inhabitants. She is not one of the bad "Greys" but rather their enemy.
So friends, you may rest at night knowing you are taken care of.
That is all.
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vasudeva 02-23-2006, 02:41 pm
I miss Azron. :(
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mundhra 02-23-2006, 03:09 pm
i'm immensely relieved that the soul is ovoid rather than spherical.
so the meatling husk is just the astral projection of the mantis. doesn't the transition from compound eyes make her dizzy?
vas: second'd
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Lownotes 02-23-2006, 03:15 pm
On some distant planet the same non-feeling predatory insect evolved as the one on Earth and in turn evolved into an omnipotent hyper-being who watches over humanity? Well, I suppose that's as plausible as a talking snake in a tree.
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Crackalackin 02-23-2006, 03:38 pm
What's up with Azron, anyway?
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vasudeva 02-23-2006, 03:45 pm
D.E.D. yall.
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JohnLenin 02-23-2006, 03:49 pm
Thats a mean thing to say. Say it again.
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QwErTy 02-23-2006, 04:00 pm
Why does the almighty mantis keep me from Hilary Duff? Is it her purpose to reveal the answer in the form of a broadway musical?
Or could it be she is taking the aggression of eating her lover out on me?
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fastlane 02-23-2006, 04:25 pm
third zored
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shitbox 02-23-2006, 04:29 pm
Azron aint dead is he?
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ragoo 02-23-2006, 09:58 pm
Not as long as we remember him.
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dent 02-23-2006, 11:12 pm
Out of all the members here, it is no surprise that Freak knows of someone like this.
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freakmachine 02-24-2006, 08:04 am
I learnt in irc yesterday that Azron is actually ded, Vas told me about it and gave me a link to an article about his demise that upset me quite a bit:
Article LInk
:(
BTW, Dent, we haven't had an amy smart contest in a while. Just sayin'.
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tantrum 02-24-2006, 10:32 am
Mu-ther fuker! And here I was congradulating myself on how good I have become at avoiding "bad news".
That sucks.
:(
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pchimp 02-24-2006, 10:34 am
That is, indeed, a terrible way to go.
My lizard cries tonight.
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tank 02-24-2006, 01:27 pm
You cock-fuck. good show. Fukin clickey. I hate you.
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vasudeva 02-24-2006, 01:30 pm
A-hA. No wonder my little ruse bore such fruit. I had not taken the time to read FMachine's post. Well-played, my little niglet.
And yes, Azron is dead. :(
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freakmachine 02-24-2006, 01:57 pm
Wait, Az is really ded? I thought you were yanking my chain in irc.
So, if the news is true:
:(
join with the good praying mantises and watch out for us dood
If the news is false:
:)
Haha good one and I love dood you but not this way.
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Dumbskull 02-24-2006, 03:06 pm
Dead?
"Long dirt nap" dead?
Or "does not have inernet" dead?
Please verify without the link to the old fuckers sucking old fuckers wrinked old fuckers cocks.
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