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I don't want to kiss Brad Pitt to win an ipod
01-10-2006 at 09:41 pm


What the fuck is up with all these TRUE ads? And banners that tell me to do something to win something. I know the internet's key demographic is lonely perverts who love mp3s, but c'mon.


Where I come from, Italy, people who make irritating Flash banners are dragged out into the streets and shot repeatedly, not given paid jobs with health benefits.


And hello again Linkswarm, I missed you.




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government_death_robot       01-10-2006, 09:43 pm
What size iPod?


SexNinja       01-10-2006, 09:49 pm
Hello drcube.


Acidburn       01-10-2006, 10:58 pm
Try buying 1 instead you cheap fuck


magicchex       01-11-2006, 12:35 am
what would you do for a million dollars though?


uart       01-11-2006, 02:25 am
You're a greasy dago/wop?


LORDKAHUNA       01-11-2006, 06:30 am
LAL


hobo       01-11-2006, 07:18 am
I doubt your "back in Italy story" Please share your shame and admit your Sicilian.


vasudeva       01-11-2006, 07:33 am
The title of this journal entry is, of course, a horrid lie.

Until I can come up with an automated anti-title-lie journal patch, you're all just going to have to put up with this kind of deceptive practice. Im sorry.


drcube       01-11-2006, 10:18 pm
hobo is right, i'm sicilian. and acidburn is a faggot obsessed with the movie Hackers. Where's Zero Cool when you need him. HACK THE PLANET!!!


Dumbskull       01-11-2006, 10:27 pm
drcube; are you now registered as a sex offender?



mundhra       01-12-2006, 08:30 am
The title of this journal entry is, of course, a horrid lie.

LOLZ

HACK THE PLANET!!!

DOUBLE LOLZ


qwerty       01-12-2006, 11:01 am
Hey DrCube I will give you an iPod if you suck my cock....

No flashy banners, no tricks, just straight cocksucking. Lolz....

Why don't you just gamble for an iPod like I did?



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