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Office Thanksgiving lunch
11-17-2005 at 02:31 pm


Somebody brought something labeled "Shrip fry rise." Oddly enough, it was the tastiest thing on the table. I'm still not sure what it was though.




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mundhra       11-17-2005, 02:37 pm
you work with asians?


dinozoa       11-17-2005, 03:01 pm
Fried rice with shrimp


freakmachine       11-17-2005, 03:11 pm
Nope Mundhra, no aznz. You get 20 points if you can pin down his nationality though.


shitbox       11-17-2005, 04:26 pm
Cantoneese?


shitbox       11-17-2005, 04:27 pm
wait! CHINEESE! No wait! Mongolian?


ghostrider       11-17-2005, 04:46 pm
nigger


freakmachine       11-17-2005, 05:37 pm
Hmm. Nigr ain't a nationality. Those 20 points are still up for grabs.


IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil       11-17-2005, 05:46 pm
so was it fried shrimp diced up in a casserole? prolly with cheese and potatoes and a future lactose laden colon fit?

philipino or lousiannan is my guess--but not enough facts here for those 20 fukin' points.



Crackalackin       11-17-2005, 07:36 pm
If it was a nationality, then I would be king


QwErTy       11-17-2005, 10:47 pm
King of tha nigga's.
What's the point?

I guess that the person is a mexican eskimo.


magicchex       11-18-2005, 12:36 am
American


BeachGoat       11-18-2005, 01:35 am
"Puerto Rican Jew"


I get this minority from when I was fired for the only time. I worked at a Radio Shack shortly after my first son was born. (his mother ran off, & I had to support an infant, no matter how degrading) A guy brought back a dead stereo, and when he left, my manager said to box it back up and re-sell it to the next guy because they would probably take it back to a different store. I refused, so he called the district office.

When I got the district manager on the phone, I asked him, "Don't you have any Ethics?"

Totally serious, he replied, "Of course we have Ethics! we have two Mexicans, a Negro, we even have a Puerto Rican Jew!"


freakmachine       11-18-2005, 08:06 am
More information on the rise dish: Rice, shrimp, corn, peas, and some kind of curry type spice. NO lactose bearing material. Hint: he's from another continent.

Remember those 20 points!

Beachgoat gets a commendation for his good ethnics.


Stump       11-18-2005, 09:11 am
Indian or English


Dumbskull       11-18-2005, 09:39 am
Aussi crap in a casserole dish?


shitbox       11-18-2005, 10:21 am
Pakastani? Is he from Nepal? GOooooooooo MAOISTS!


ghostrider       11-18-2005, 04:24 pm
nigger


freakmachine       11-19-2005, 05:58 pm
Ok, ok. Ghostie wins. Nigeria. Close enough.

Prepare to receive 20 sweet sweet points. Assume the receptacle pose.



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