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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Walking Thunder 11-07-2005 at 06:13 pm
Yesterday I went to my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart to help destroy America's small businesses and pick up some chips and various other unhealthy foods to enjoy while I watched the Packers get the motherfuck beaten out of them do homework. I was in the process of propelling myself through the first part of the automatic double doors when I saw It.
An elderly man was walking out of the exit doors to my left. Sitting on his head like a knight at the round table was a hairpiece that no doubt challenged the very essence of fellow hairpieces with one gaze from its magnificently coiffed eyes. It reigned supreme on that man's head; indeed, the argument could be made that it was not the man wearing the hairpiece, but the hairpiece wearing the man. Nevertheless, he had a smug smile on his face; a smile that said "Yeah, that's right. What're YOU going to do about it?" Nothing, my good man, Nothing. I would be stuck down by lightning were I to disrespect with laughter such a well-formed, combed, and fitted helmet of falsehood.
I took all this glory in in about five seconds as I walked using my legs through the second part of the double doors and into the store. It was only when the hairpiece was out of lightning-striking range that I allowed myself to laugh. This quickly brought suspicious looks from the old woman greeter, and I knew if I had a hairpiece even remotely similar to that one she wouldn't have dared such looks.
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nocal 11-07-2005, 06:32 pm
as I walked using my legs
That's some funny shit. The best part about my family: my mom will excitedly point out stuff like bad hairpieces and fatties in public and whisper to me about it. We're the funniest assholes on the block!
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QwErTy 11-07-2005, 07:22 pm
yo nigga yo should have mofo slapped that bitch fo lookin at you cockeyed
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ghostrider 11-07-2005, 07:25 pm
Teh Packers maek me goth sad
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uart 11-08-2005, 02:39 am
The Jets make me goth sad...
Rocks paper scissors for Leinart... best of 3?
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BeachGoat 11-09-2005, 07:30 am
Its just like "and the rolls of fat concealed her ankles as the sweat poured from under her mumu" or "I had never seen a growth of such size or color on a human face". How do you keep a straight face? I inevitable have to say, "Hi, howya doin'" , "Have you seen my Dog?", or some equally inane thing to keep from burst out in milk/cheese spurting nose explosions. Luckily, my sister was a bit on the odd/freakish looking side, so I had practice.
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DonQuixote 11-10-2005, 08:21 pm
The Jets make me goth sad...
Rocks paper scissors for Leinart... best of 3?
Ha Ha. that's what you get for caring about pro ball. I'm strictly a USC fan. Course I went there for film school so I'm biased.
However, if you want a star, take Raggie Bush!!! #5 is a fucking rocket with a non stick jersey. No QB needed. Leinart is going to have trouble when he first joins a pro team cause he can't throw on the run, he really needs that O line to protect him. Thank god our (USC's) O line is a bunch of veterans. Anyways, for college ball and a west coast offense Leinart is great but he will take ALOT of adjusting in the NFL. I reckon that's why he stayed this year. Anyways, the texas QB or even the Nortre Dame QB looks like a good choice for first round if you need a QB right now. If you can wait a bit and let Leinart learn the ropes of pro ball (and learn how to throw on the run) then you will have one hell of a QB. He will sacrifice anything for his team. He is one hell of a leader . And he dated Alissa Milano. Also he makes amazing decisions in the pocket.
Man wouldn't it rock if both Lindale White and Reggie Bush stayed next year!!! Ol Boots is one hell of a back up QB!! We could still be quite formidable.
SFW
FIGHT ON FOR OL' SC
I FIGHT ON AGIANST WINDMILLS
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