ghostrider       11-07-2005, 01:01 pm

It's a generational thing, bro. They also crap their pants..without being drunk.

JohnLenin       11-07-2005, 01:12 pm

I hear that, at night, old people rub honey and mustard on each other's necks becausee it fends of dinosaurs and nazi attacks.

sunny77       11-07-2005, 01:19 pm

shit i know some guys so slow that theyll swipe an atm card for 50 cents

JohnLenin       11-07-2005, 01:22 pm

^^^ I think you are full of shit. Would I be correct?

JohnLenin       11-07-2005, 01:22 pm

The answer, of course, is 'YES'.

hobo       11-07-2005, 01:31 pm

people paying for anything at a store with a check enrages me like nothing else. I just want to grap them by the neck and scream "USE A FUCKING CARD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU FUCKTARD!"

I'MPISSED just thinking about how much time it wastes at the checkout waiting for the whole check writing thing to work out.

lefen       11-07-2005, 01:51 pm

guitarjon123 11-07-2005, 01:22 pm
^^^ I think you are full of shit. Would I be correct?

You would be incorrect, Sir.

The correct answer is herpes.

sunny77       11-07-2005, 01:56 pm

what is it with you ppl thinkin i got herpes? im not qweerty!!

JohnLenin       11-07-2005, 03:24 pm

^ something only a herpes-ridden bag of disease would say.

phlebas       11-07-2005, 03:43 pm

Checks should be phased out, but many of the little small-town shops would need help getting scanners.

These herpes, do they itch and/or discharge much, or have you sought proper medical treatment?

Dumbskull       11-07-2005, 05:05 pm

I use my card until it melts but am now seeing why checks are so much better. True example that happened a few days ago…I made purchases at a local grocery market on my card. The dumb cunt at the checkout says the transaction did not go through and to run the card again. Okee Dokie. I slid the card again, get a receipt and skip home with my goodies. Several days later, I look on line at my account and see that my account was charged not once, not twice but three times for the purchases I made. Oh fucking great! I go the bank, they say I have to go to the store, I go to the store and they say I have to go to the bank. Yeah, checks are a pain in the ass but this shit would not have happened if I wrote a check. Meanwhile I am out a shitload of money while fuckheads try figure out what went wrong.

ghostrider       11-07-2005, 05:07 pm

^ You have now became the example.

QwErTy       11-07-2005, 07:26 pm

Shit I havn't seen a shopping centre take cheques here for ages, I guess oldies here can't be trusted. I hate waiting for cards to clear and I would be greatful if everyone went to the atm first and just paid using cash like me.

dragonstaff       11-07-2005, 08:05 pm

^ If they did, you would just have an even longer wait at the ATM.

government_death_robot       11-07-2005, 10:11 pm

^^ COWBOY UP.

uart       11-08-2005, 02:37 am

Dumbskull, obviously old people just don't understand technology.

shitbox       11-08-2005, 03:13 am

I fucking HATE old people. I feel that when and if someone turns 85, not only should they have their drivers license revoked, but when they go to turn it in they'll need to take a "blood test". They will have to start an IV for this magical little test. This IV will administer only the finest in hear stopping and life ending medication. Freeing them from the nightmare that is codgerness. I will patent this process and make millions and then fuck the likes of hillary duff(in front of qweerty) and Catherine Zeta Jones in front of the first person to "turn in" his DL, Michael Douglas!

clavis_apocalypticae       11-08-2005, 03:25 am

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