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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | Pen Pal 09-22-2005 at 01:29 pm
OK, so my wife's friend has an 11 year-old daughter (let's call her Linsey, 'cause that's her name) who wrote to a pen pal in Jolly Old England as part of a class project. Every kid in the class wrote to a pen pal, and every kid got a reply letter--except Linsey. That is, until yesterday.
19-08-05
9 Spencer Ave
Whitefield
Manchester
Lancashire
M48 7RE
Dear Linsey:
How are you? I’m fine. Sorry for the late reply. In response to your letter I have 1 brother, he’s 19 and at the moment he’s traveling the world in search of potent chronic, yeah he sure loves his marihuana, bless him. I have a pet monkey, his name is Bill and I’ve trained him to wipe my arse after having a shit, he sure does have a knack for learning. As for myself, I’ve been expelled from school for lighting bags of shit inside the building, this happened two weeks before I broke up so the way I see it is I have an extended holiday and more time to chill. How is your school life? My hobbies include picking my nose, scratching my backside (butt) and carving pentagrams on myself, it’s all part of my gothic trend, radical don’t you think? Anyway I’ve got to sign off now, mom’s complaining because I smeared shit all over the bathroom floor and wall, she is such a …[illegible] …
Yours eternally, [illegible]
Haha, teh Brits rock!
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ghostrider 09-22-2005, 01:31 pm
i'd be fukin pissed
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uart 09-22-2005, 02:29 pm
When Britain first at Heav'n's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain;
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
The nations not so blest as thee,
Shall in their turns to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
Still mor majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame,
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame;
But work their woe, and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
To thee belongs the rural reign;
They cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Blest Isle! With matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to juide the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.
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lefen 09-22-2005, 05:12 pm
Ugh, Manchester. It's grim oop north :/
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KrazEEyes 09-22-2005, 09:30 pm
LOL!! Ah those brits are so conservative.
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