Qwerty       09-19-2005, 05:10 am

You have the 3rd eye for future vision. What can you see for my future?

I have heard of people seeing crazy shit like there was a guy I know who told me of an exeriance he once had:
Background -
His sister was pregnant.

While at work he saw an image of his sister in an ambulance and then he saw a face (mainly the eyes) that said "I'm dead". At the time of the vision he thought it was his sister and she was in trouble. So he went to the nearest phone and called his sisters house. Her husband answered and told him that his sister was having contractions(3 weeks early) and she was on her way to the hospital in an ambulance while the husband packed her gear.
So my friend starts to get worried and calls the hospital to find out if the sister made it there safely. The hospital says the ambulance isn't there yet.
After a about an hour of nervous waiting he gets a phone call from is brother in-law saying that his sister was now at the hospital and was ok.
What had happened was that on the way to the hospital the ambulance stopped because there was a car crash on the road and they must provide asisstance until another ambo gets there. The driver of one of the cars was died on the scene after the sisters ambo arrived.

ghostrider       09-19-2005, 07:18 am

Qwerty       09-19-2005, 08:30 am

jwalker       09-19-2005, 10:39 am

Sounds like the Cosmic Coincidence Control Center has been working overtime.

JohnLenin       09-19-2005, 05:18 pm

About an hour before John Ritter died I was in an in-depth convo with my friend about how awesome he is. I don't talk about celebrities I like that much anymore.

drunkpoet       09-19-2005, 07:07 pm

omens



thoughts brought back
to your circle of nothing
and as blocked by intent as not
ever binded
unforeseen
and cracked as aged potter's field
of clay
and the body not feeling
as simple and decayed
like window apple
and open undefended
as if displayed
in artificial shadings
of some dead dutch master
but is against that ever seen ?
or held so softly back
in favor of flow
and ease
of some great answer

shitbox       09-19-2005, 08:30 pm

Last night i was thinking about porn and masterbation, then i looked at some porn and masterbated.

Qwerty       09-19-2005, 10:16 pm

When you say "Last night i was thinking about porn and masterbation, then i looked at some porn and masterbated."

Were you thinking of how good it feels to rub a penis and did you look at pr0n involving other men rubbing their penises? I always knew you were teh faghatmatron

drunkpoet       09-20-2005, 05:54 pm

MASTURBATION



i masturbate
like a philosopher king
by thinking and reason
and rubbing my head
like a cat deeply thinking
and drinking and stinking
in a pool of rot
with only my thoughts
to keep me warm