I must first give credit to t-snake and bearclaw for a couple of the first ones.

Ray3rt: you're so gay you make rainbows look masculine
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, Cher impersonators are holding a parade in your honor and you're missing it!
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you make prison sodomy seem like a kiss on the cheek
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that you had a hurricane named after one of your farts
Ray3rt: you're so gay that when you turned 18 you weren't issued a draft #
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that Richard Simmons asked you for lessons on how to be more feminine
Ray3rt: you're so gay that richard simmons hates you
Ray3rt: you're so gay that lesser gayians call you 'master' or 'lord'
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you can monosexually reproduce
Ray3rt: you're so gay that its opened up a vortex in space
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you drive a VW BUG CONVERTIBLE, AND YOU'RE A GUY
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay, when you see a train coming, you drop your pants and giggle
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you shit skittles
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that you shit rhinos
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your penis is curved and you tell men to 'taste the rainbow'
Ray3rt: you're so gay that when you were born they wrapped you in a louis vitton scarf
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, when you fart the americas cup race gets postponed
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that the church had to steam clean their carpet the last time you went to communion
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that your dog ran away with your bag of dildos and you had him shot
Ray3rt: you're so gay that gerbils have to audition for your ass
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay your pants come with a complimentary fire extinguisher
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that when you walk through the mall at the makeup counters the women call you a bitch
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you make federal prison look like disney land
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that when you are on a plane and they tell you to brace for impact you get hot
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your friends bought you two of the same purse for christmas, and you kept them both
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, that joke was gay
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay when you go running you need to wear a feed bag on your ass
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that a truck stop on the highway reminds you of past lovers
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay you were to busy thinking about dick to write a good comeback
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you starred in, produced, directed, wrote, and did the musical score for franky goes to hollywood
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that barbara streisand wants your autograph
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay you got rescued by helicopter trying to shove a mountain up your ass
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you're the 9th wonder of the world
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay you went to a chocolate shop and asked them what THEY wanted
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay you took a shit in the ocean and it grew a palm tree
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your shit will climb out of the toilet, dry itself off, and get back in the cage.
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that poor flower arangements make you damm angry
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that you get a tax break for ass lube
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you began the aids strand
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay the tire salesman gave you a sixth tire because he thought you might need the extra rubber
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your bumper sticker insists on tailgaters and your license plate says 69 DUDES
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that you went into an isolation chamber to meditate and the water turned brown
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that the cops have your picture on the wall it under it it says "THIS MAN IS GAY"
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you have a tab at the pet store
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay the only difference between you and a flower pot is that you suck dick
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your anus naturally excrements lube
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that you tried to sit on the north pole
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you fucked a tuba player
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that when you sneeze toilets in sweden get backed up
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you invested all of your money in 12 sided dice during the dot com boom
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that when a town needs a new landfill, you go and fill out an application
Ray3rt: you are so gay that shit eats you
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that holidays have been known to get lost in your ass
Ray3rt: you are so gay they named a crater in new mexico after your anus
Ray3rt: you are so gay that cavers get their first spelunking lesson diving in your ass
Ray3rt: you are so gay that you float
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay you bent over and hyroglyphic stone carvings fell out of your ass
Ray3rt: you are so gay that your ass is full of millions and millions of stars
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, Elton John named a tour after your left asscheek
Ray3rt: you are so gay that nostradamus looked into your asshole to see the future
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, you have to sit on top of a house before deciding whether it is "suitable living"
Ray3rt: you are so gay, you hire a chimney sweep in a crummy basement apartment
Ray3rt: you are so gay, you may not pass go, you may not collect $200
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, Liberace is beating you with his piano stool as we speak
MeBeMo2001: "HOW'S THAT FEEL, BITCH!?"
Ray3rt: you're so gay, fishermen use you to lure tuna into the nets
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, you took the word "gay" and twisted the letters into a little faggotty pink bow and shoved them up your gay asshole until they became the work FAG
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you have to wear a bra on your ass cheeks
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, lady remington got scared and quit
Ray3rt: you're so gay, you can shave with a stick of butter
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, when you walk by a bouquet of flowers, the flowers say "NUH-UH GIRLFRIEND, OH NO HE DI'INT"
Ray3rt: you're so gay, the ghostbusters tried to catch you, but they didnt have a trap powerful enough
Ray3rt: you're so gay that all of your personal recipes include your ass
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that when you look at a pineapple, the cucumbers get jealous
Ray3rt: you're so gay, stephen hawking has a theory about your blackhole
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your doorbell has a lisp
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that when Haley's Comet comes around, everyone at NASA gets a spacecraft geared up for you
Ray3rt: you're so gay that during brunch you skip right past the grapefruit and go straight for the anal sex
Ray3rt: you're so gay that your ass levitates
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that i think of fruit whenever i hear your name
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you are the arch enemy of the ambiguously gay duo
MeBeMo2001: but they're ambiguous!
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you got fired from siegfried and roy for parachuting straight into the white tigers ass
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that Siegfried and Roy fired you
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you are siegfriend and roy
Ray3rt: whatever, fag
MeBeMo2001: you horrendous queer

Session 2, the following morning:
Ray3rt: you are so gay they sent you to Office Depot
MeBeMo2001: and all I bought was highlighters
Ray3rt: you're so gay your butt is a highighter
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay, you made a gay joke and all the dresses in my closet went up in flames
Ray3rt: you're so gay you have dresses in your closet
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that you're jealous of my dresses
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that when the waiter told you the special tonight was bratwurst, you asked for his phone number
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you have to affix a dildo to the end of a jackhammer to get off
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that when you walk into a porn shop, you call your mom and yell at her for depriving you as a child
Ray3rt: you're so gay the guys at the bank call you marty
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay, when you blink Rupaul passes out
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay you have your pink feather duster on speed dial
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that tight leather pants make you think of christmas morning
Ray3rt: you are so gay, you have a tab going at the pet store
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay that your work does itself
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you think gay jokes are compliments
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that you saw "fruit and nut" trail mix at the store and got turned on Ray3rt: you're so gay you get turned on by drainpipes
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that you hate the Village People for stealing your fashion style
Ray3rt: you're so gay you donated money to the democratic party in 1968
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay you parked your van in front of the store
Ray3rt: haha thats gay
MeBeMo2001: you're so gay that when you think about decorating your house, all the flower shops automatically go out of business
Ray3rt: you're so gay that you wear a shirt that says princess
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, you thought the Queen of England was the star of your favorite caberet
Ray3rt: you're so gay that geraldo had a special episode where they hunted for buried treasure in your ass and found two pairs of shoes, a pair of sunglasses, an autographed photo of bea arthur, and a satchel full of caramels
MeBeMo2001: you are so gay, you're this guy http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-19.4.jpg

HAH! And that brought everything to a screeching halt, me declaring myself TEH WINNAR. This has been a battel between me and my bf. Let us all gay in peace.