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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | inappropriate thoughts 08-07-2005 at 12:52 am
Tonight I met a cute girl at a party. After a while, we are dancing close, looking each other in the eye, she is breathing through her nose and I can feel her breath gently on my face. The thought comes in "IS THAT WHAT THE INSIDE OF HER LUNGS SMELL LIKE?"
Her: "What's so funny?"
Me: ""
So anyway, I am sleeping alone tonight. I guess I spoiled the moment.
It was a great party though.
:>
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Qwerty 08-07-2005, 01:17 am
What you should said:
"Yo a fine ass bitch, now suck my wizzle p0p." or
"Foshizzal dizzle my nizzle bizzle"
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sahlgoode 08-07-2005, 01:26 am
emotionaly it must have been vanilla
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JohnLenin 08-07-2005, 03:17 am
I bet she smelled of rich ham.
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BeachGoat 08-07-2005, 03:56 am
I can hear the wind whisting though from the other side of your head...maybe you should blow me
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Dumbskull 08-07-2005, 06:26 am
Something is serioulsy wrong with you Freaky. The only body part you needed to worry about the smell of was certainly not her lungs.
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lilbabypissmouth 08-07-2005, 10:15 am
You made me LOL and spite my 'morning after hair of the dog' warm beer.
Ouch, that hurt.
PS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOTHMOG
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lilbabypissmouth 08-07-2005, 10:18 am
And also...wut you pick up girls for?
Aren't you married?
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dent 08-07-2005, 11:20 am
Dude, you're fucking retarded. I love it.
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freakmachine 08-07-2005, 01:02 pm
No, I'm not married. I'm glad you enjoyed my tardness.
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PunjabDickenson 08-07-2005, 03:50 pm
Maybe she was only breathing through her nose because she had Shit Breath...?
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azron123 08-08-2005, 10:04 am
I think she had probably stuffed cat shit up her nose so she wouldn't have to smell your rampant crotch rot.
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freakmachine 08-09-2005, 12:39 pm
That's not nice azron, I fix't that.
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Heather 08-10-2005, 09:54 am
You're not married? I thought you were 40-ish married man who did handyman work on campus.
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fastlane 08-10-2005, 10:37 am
I thought you were married to Heather.
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freakmachine 08-10-2005, 04:55 pm
No, I'm not married to Heather, I only use her for chokesekx and spankings, the same way sofuckingwaht uses LS to expose his shame.
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