lefen       08-04-2005, 04:38 pm

poor kitty :'(

nocal       08-04-2005, 05:20 pm

DonQuixote       08-04-2005, 07:14 pm

Seing as how ya didn't lke the cat so much. Wait until nightfall and put him in the road. Stand by the curb and wait for a car to come. When it comes along fein horror and when they stop say, (make sure they did run over the cat a little), "my cat you ran over my cat!!!' THen try and grift a few bucks out of him.

It makes the cats life have meaning!

PunjabDickenson       08-04-2005, 08:31 pm

I know how you feel about the dead cat, some cats are just hard to get along with.

We almost had a dead pussy at our house tonight. The cat is terrified of Pee Pot not that he does anything to her; it is just the noise she does not like. So tonight the wothless cat runs into the kitchen and totally busts out the window screen and is hanging out on a 12 inch ledge waiting for someone to notice she is missing and save her fat lazy no good for nothing ass from a certain death on the cold hard pavement three floors below. Damn it... so close.

ghostrider       08-04-2005, 08:44 pm

Farker Hammy feels yer pain

casmhar       08-04-2005, 08:51 pm

Now that your cat 404'd, you gat e real pet.

PunjabDickenson       08-04-2005, 08:52 pm

BeachGoat       08-05-2005, 01:07 am

Sorry. at one time we had lots of cats, now none!

fl_projekt       08-05-2005, 09:09 am

hobo       08-05-2005, 03:51 pm

how much for that cat? I need a replacement, and it doesn't look like it eat much....

PunjabDickenson       08-05-2005, 11:28 pm

Hey I know that guy...

casmhar       08-05-2005, 11:29 pm

He's the cat dessicator

PunjabDickenson       08-05-2005, 11:37 pm

Modulator of Defecation beware the wrath of the cat god.