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CUBE JOURNAL OMG!!! Topic: Breakfast
07-27-2005 at 10:07 pm


Since I got laid off and other faggotry that happened to me in Boston, my creativity here has since become nil. I hope to remedy this starting now:


This is the most disgusting food related thing I may have ever seen. my heart aches looking at it. Words that come to mind are foul, disgusting, greasy, and OMGWTF.


A quick glance at the nutritional values clues us in on the primary ingredients: concentrated lard and fat-fortified devil oil. This food ain't just bad for kids - it's bad for all of us. It should be served only a punishment to people who steal cars or covet wives.



64 grams of fat, 2,090 milligrams of sodium, and enough cholesterol to kill anything that's ever lived. (even b0bo)


Eat up fuckers.






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government_death_robot       07-27-2005, 10:14 pm
Ewww.... eggs.


uart       07-27-2005, 10:14 pm
Heart attacks are fun. They kind of tickle. Then you pass out.


autoshoes       07-28-2005, 09:58 am
yikes. over 1lb of food.....and half of it fat


hobo       07-28-2005, 10:51 am
Where the Hell can I buy that!!!!!!!!!! I'm hankering for a hunk of Hungry Man all day breakfast!!!!


metatron       07-28-2005, 11:05 am
I'd eat it.

Hell, I have eaten it.


DonQuixote       07-28-2005, 11:19 am
does it taste good?? some times shit like that tastes like shit.
If not I'd eat it. 26 and still weigh around 150lbs


SexNinja       07-28-2005, 12:01 pm
I've eaten that, or something remarkably similar to that. It was... underwhelming.



SexNinja       07-28-2005, 10:48 pm
The thing about this and others like it is they tend to turn to the consistency of melted, rotting plastic after they've been in the microwave. Everything becomes shriveled and half its original size, and if you leave it sitting on the counter to cool for about ten minutes, a greasy, disgusting film develops on the meat and potatoes.

Of course, that doesn't stop Powers Fucking Boothe from injecting it straight into his aorta every night before bedtime.



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