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Site members can create their own journals and post comments. | ok? testing 07-27-2005 at 09:12 pm
072605. alien.
have I ever told you guys I'm an alien from outer space? I am, you know.
I've never been presented any concrete proof, but I think, after this long, I've at least made enough observations to draw a reasonable conclusion. It's rather obvious to me, really, and doesn't leave much room for guesswork. Quite simply, I lack the qualities that set humans apart from other species.
do I eat? Do I sleep? Yes, a little. So do birds and fish, and that's not my point. It's just that...from where I'm sitting, you people all look the fucking same. You're typically not too bright, first of all. You're all creatures of habit; misguided as fuck, prone to entertaining the most outlandish of fantasies if that's what it takes to justify your convenient routines. Your brains enable you to defy your nature if you so choose, but that in itself is unlikely, as doing so often requires your making more decisions than you're comfortable making. So you just prattle on, almost mindless. Like lemmings.
I'm a bit different, see. I don't have a nature, per se. I don't have a cricket on my shoulder telling me not to fuck my sister, or keeping me from killing people. I don't feel particularly compelled to chase any pussy with legs, nor do I have much desire for companionship at all. I just have this weird alien brain driving me to do what makes sense at the time. I don't behave out of empathy, I act in my own interests alone. I always have my reasons; every little thing's gotta make total sense or I'll flip the fuck out, I'm just cool like that.
but I still love you worthless warmonger motherfuckers. Heh.
POO SHIT COCK IMAGES!!!
                 
FUCKEDY FUCKEDY FLASH GAMES!!!
     
ASSPANTS NIGGER BALLS VIDEOS!!!
           
HA HA HA!!!
miniature cars. Badass.
FREE PORN!!! SIGN UP!!!
why wasn't I ever invited to these parties?
zombie squirrel attack, anyone?
this bitch needs her throat cut.
the truth about violent video games.
david hasselhoff is the antichrist!
lol...just look at this guy.
this is why we should boycott jesus.
just watch this. Trust me.
hahaha, if you say so.
it's a fucking conspiracy.
i don't understand this. Do you?
if this is true, I'm outraged.
this game is crazy addictive.
perverted-ass archaeologists...
sick of my lame site? Try another.
fuck, dude, I wanna live here.
black chics' asses. Okay...?
amazon wants to bring back slavery.
this is the kinda shit I laugh at.
badass target practice game.
that's one crazy piece of machinery.
smoke less pot?
here's that american diver getting her face smushed.
pamela anderson kissing lindsay lohan? wtf
this is how you get fucked up.
plugs: fuckingfunnyshit | chaffinchshoelace | killsometime | kontraband | apecentral | hello there?
i never fucked with linkswarm journals so this is just me bored. Yay.
_amp
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Posted Comments Registered site members may leave comments.
Wotak 07-27-2005, 09:50 pm
This is just me... speechless.
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uart 07-27-2005, 10:03 pm
Don't be a niger. Links are to be submitted so that the AQ can reject them in the fanciest style.
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mofo 07-27-2005, 10:16 pm
You mastered the copy command! Huzzah!
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amphetamine 07-27-2005, 11:36 pm
i really don't have the time or the patience to submit every link I find to linkswarm, no matter how awesome linkswarm may be. Feel free to steal all my shit and submit it yourselves, though, if that's what makes you happy.
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ghostrider 07-27-2005, 11:41 pm
no, my friend, you have it all r0ng.
we don't want to submit any of this, we want to reject all of it
silly rabbi, kicks are for drids
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sahlgoode 07-28-2005, 12:10 am
Been there, done that. Today as a matter of fact. Like yer site.
Rock on.
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DonQuixote 07-28-2005, 12:31 am
That asian chick taking the shit/pissin is amazing
how can someone so small hold so much poop
You pooped in the refridgerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese
I'm not even upset
I'm amazed
- Ron Burgandy
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shitbox 07-28-2005, 04:49 am
I hate cats TRUST ME...but that vid with the longhaired gook pussy torturing that cat, cutting his head part way off, then toying with his still breathing body...that shit aint right...get rid of that shit. BTW, site is cool though it needs less porn ads and more porn vids.
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amphetamine 07-28-2005, 04:10 pm
I'd love to make more porn available and keep my viewers happy, but I'm already doing assloads of bandwidth and I can't really rape it much further without inconveniencing the rest of the site. Besides...if I gave all my pron away, nobody'd spend any money. And being a webmaster is cool, but not if it costs me more money than it makes, ya know?
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uart 07-28-2005, 05:31 pm
I thought stile was hosting you? Or was that someone else with a "freaky-shit" theme site?
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amphetamine 07-28-2005, 05:51 pm
stile is hosting me. But that doesn't mean unlimited bandwidth. I used to have a free porn vid up, weekly, on my front page. But even on a 30mbit line (capable of handling roughly 10mb/s downloads), a 160mb+ video being accessible to 4k people a day is gonna fuck shit up.
the problem arose when I got flooded by some foreign site and did like 30k visitors and 500gigs one day. Stile said I could keep the vid up as long as my traffic wasn't too high, then I just got swarmed. So yeah. No more risky files.
cough
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mofo 07-28-2005, 05:55 pm
BitTorrent. Stile can host the tracker, and you can continue to spread shit around in style!
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amphetamine 07-28-2005, 05:58 pm
I already tried hosting a tracker not long ago. It didn't go too well; I don't think I have much of a bittorrent crowd. And opening it up to any old front page motherfucker kinda absolves all nameless non-forum members from the guilt of leeching and never seeding. I figured I could limit the pron and whatever else to my forum members, then, and have a nice little community share thing going...until I realized I had enough bandwidth to just make dLs available over there. So fuck a tracker.
heh.
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DonQuixote 07-28-2005, 07:40 pm
Who was it that said looking at linkswarm was like "Playing russian roullette but with your Job...this is one of those times.
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uart 07-28-2005, 08:17 pm
Answer is: Lefen.
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