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FROG'D
07-07-2005 at 01:14 am


I just posted a couple smartass comments here as I tend to do now and then, and I was off to bed so I signed off, and turn to leave the computer desk and the room (spare bedroom). I don't have my contacts in and I'm pretty tired, and I see a small dark thing on the bed so figuring it's a piece of paper bag or a tag from something, I reach for it, and it JUMPS. I yelp in surprise, and subsequently laugh as I realize it must be a precious little froggie. His nickel-sized self hops to and fro as I try to obtain him and luckily I do before he exits the bed and enters the netherworld of the floor where my blind self will never be able to find him, and I toss him outside with the ol' GO FOR IT LIL' BUDDY, CRY FREEDOM!!!

Can't say I've ever seen a frog on a bed. Oh wait, I CAN! Florida is snappy.




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ghostrider       07-07-2005, 01:17 am
i love you now

in that frog story kinda way


ghostrider       07-07-2005, 01:19 am
forgive me please. this is the 6 hour stretch of night known as Miller Time in my world.


Qwerty       07-07-2005, 02:40 am
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BeachGoat       07-07-2005, 03:35 am
If you didn't have in your contacts, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS A FROG?


It could have been one the the many alian spawn that dropped out of your brooding pores unnoticed during the previous night's sleep / Preditor ass-fucking session.

Or maybe it was a cute little nickle-sized frog. Yeah, sure, that's it.....


Crackalackin       07-07-2005, 02:35 pm
Should have kissed him, could have been a prince



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